Post by toweringniceguy on May 14, 2007 12:36:42 GMT 10
I came across a very funny article about aunties and would like to share with you all
its hilarious
Types of aunties
Chunchul Aunty:
Yay bohat zinda dil hoti hain,umer 36 saal say ziyada magar jisamat 18 saal ke larki wali hoti hay.In ka kaam bus phone par wrong numbers ko right number bana na hota hay.Shadi aur ghar k kaamon say unhay bohat nafrat hoti hay.In ko hamesha javan larkon say dosti karnay ke khuvahish hoti hay.
Ghumgheen Aunty:
Aaj kal in ke mang may bohat ziyada izafa hoo raha hay.puranay ghumgheen song sun na in ke hobby hoti hay.Ghar k kaam mood hoo tu kar lati hain.khavateen k risalay aap in k haathon may dakh saktay hain.Shadi k liyay hamesha kisi RAJKUMAR ka intizaar karti hain.MENAKUMARI ke tarah ahain bharti hain.Khud ko malka_ay_jazbaat samajti hain.
Fareebi Aunty:
yay kisam bohat zahrili hoti hay.Pahlay larkoon ko lift karvati hain, phir baad may phone par apna jadu jagati hain.Jab in ka man bhar jata hay, tu phir larkoon k maa bahan ke galiyon say navazti hain.Jald he yay naya shikar talash kar lati hain.Umer in ke 35 saaal tak hoti hay, magar umer chupana in k bayay (left) haath ka khail hota hay.
Khilari Aunty:
Umer 30 say 40 saal tak hoti hay.In ka kaam sirf acha rishta talash karna hota hay,Ghar may hamesha larti rahti hain.Offices may kaam karti hain.Kabhi kabhi apnay BOSS ko b nishana bana lati hain phir BOSS shohar bun kar office aur ghardari dono may masroof hoo jata hay.Susral waloon ka hoob naak may dum karti hain.
Fashionzadah Aunty:
Yay naujavan larkon ko khirki say darshan day kar apna dewana bana lati hain.Apnay aap ko hamesha REEMA ya URMILA samajti hain.In ka kaam hamesha sohaliyon say kapray mangna hota hay.Phone aur cable k beghair in ke zindagi adhori hoti hay.Yay apna rishta khud he dhond lati hain.
Toota Chushum Aunty:
Yay bohat he dangerous kisam hay.Umer 33 saal say ziyada hoti hay.Yay aksar auqat shadi biyah k mavakah par bhanji k saath mil kar shokhiyan karti nazar ati hain.Naujavanoo ko bohat jald kaboo kar lati hain.Giftz lenay may in ka koi sani nahi hota.Giftz lay kar bhoolna inhay bohat achi tarah ata hay.In say bachna bohat mushkil hay is liyay inhay Toota chushum kahtay hain.
Maghroor Aunty:
Yay kisam bohat ziyada popular hoo rahi hay.Yay apnay aap ko KAREENA KAPOOR ka dosra roop samajti hain.Ghar k halaat in ke wajha say bohat harab hoo jatay hain.Umer 35 saal tak hoti hay.In ke zindagi sirf ghar may larai jhagra karna ya phir koi moti job k chakar may uljhi rahti hay.hala k yay ehsaas kamtari ka shikar hoti hain.Ghar k kamoon say in ke jaan jati hay.
Moophut Aunty:
Yay kisam b bohat taizi say maqboliyat ke siryan chur rahi hay.Yay POOJABHUT ke parokaar hoti hain.Yay ameer auntiyan hoti hain.Baat baat par aglay banday ke bayizati kar dena in ka pasnadeda mashghala hota hay.Yay shadi shuda b hoon tu in ke chunchul tabiyat par koi asar nahi parta.45 saal ke umer may b javan nazar ati hain.Baybaak,moophut, aur khusdsari in ke bari nishani hay.Yay auntiyan dil ke buri nahi hotien.Gharebon ke bohat hidmat karti hain.
Kaam choor Aunty:
Yay kisam tu aaj kal har jaga pai jati hain.Umer 35 say 40 tak hoti hay.Bhai bahnoo par in ka acha khasa roob hota hay.Yay shoroo say he kaam vhoor hoti hain.Jab ama nay koi kaam kaha,foorun parhai ka bahana bana kar filmi risalay parhna shoroo kar diyay.Yay shadi k baad b kaam nahi kartien.Saas ya shohar in k kaam kartay hain.In ko T.V k elava koi dosra kaam pasand nahi hota.
its hilarious
Types of aunties
Chunchul Aunty:
Yay bohat zinda dil hoti hain,umer 36 saal say ziyada magar jisamat 18 saal ke larki wali hoti hay.In ka kaam bus phone par wrong numbers ko right number bana na hota hay.Shadi aur ghar k kaamon say unhay bohat nafrat hoti hay.In ko hamesha javan larkon say dosti karnay ke khuvahish hoti hay.
Ghumgheen Aunty:
Aaj kal in ke mang may bohat ziyada izafa hoo raha hay.puranay ghumgheen song sun na in ke hobby hoti hay.Ghar k kaam mood hoo tu kar lati hain.khavateen k risalay aap in k haathon may dakh saktay hain.Shadi k liyay hamesha kisi RAJKUMAR ka intizaar karti hain.MENAKUMARI ke tarah ahain bharti hain.Khud ko malka_ay_jazbaat samajti hain.
Fareebi Aunty:
yay kisam bohat zahrili hoti hay.Pahlay larkoon ko lift karvati hain, phir baad may phone par apna jadu jagati hain.Jab in ka man bhar jata hay, tu phir larkoon k maa bahan ke galiyon say navazti hain.Jald he yay naya shikar talash kar lati hain.Umer in ke 35 saaal tak hoti hay, magar umer chupana in k bayay (left) haath ka khail hota hay.
Khilari Aunty:
Umer 30 say 40 saal tak hoti hay.In ka kaam sirf acha rishta talash karna hota hay,Ghar may hamesha larti rahti hain.Offices may kaam karti hain.Kabhi kabhi apnay BOSS ko b nishana bana lati hain phir BOSS shohar bun kar office aur ghardari dono may masroof hoo jata hay.Susral waloon ka hoob naak may dum karti hain.
Fashionzadah Aunty:
Yay naujavan larkon ko khirki say darshan day kar apna dewana bana lati hain.Apnay aap ko hamesha REEMA ya URMILA samajti hain.In ka kaam hamesha sohaliyon say kapray mangna hota hay.Phone aur cable k beghair in ke zindagi adhori hoti hay.Yay apna rishta khud he dhond lati hain.
Toota Chushum Aunty:
Yay bohat he dangerous kisam hay.Umer 33 saal say ziyada hoti hay.Yay aksar auqat shadi biyah k mavakah par bhanji k saath mil kar shokhiyan karti nazar ati hain.Naujavanoo ko bohat jald kaboo kar lati hain.Giftz lenay may in ka koi sani nahi hota.Giftz lay kar bhoolna inhay bohat achi tarah ata hay.In say bachna bohat mushkil hay is liyay inhay Toota chushum kahtay hain.
Maghroor Aunty:
Yay kisam bohat ziyada popular hoo rahi hay.Yay apnay aap ko KAREENA KAPOOR ka dosra roop samajti hain.Ghar k halaat in ke wajha say bohat harab hoo jatay hain.Umer 35 saal tak hoti hay.In ke zindagi sirf ghar may larai jhagra karna ya phir koi moti job k chakar may uljhi rahti hay.hala k yay ehsaas kamtari ka shikar hoti hain.Ghar k kamoon say in ke jaan jati hay.
Moophut Aunty:
Yay kisam b bohat taizi say maqboliyat ke siryan chur rahi hay.Yay POOJABHUT ke parokaar hoti hain.Yay ameer auntiyan hoti hain.Baat baat par aglay banday ke bayizati kar dena in ka pasnadeda mashghala hota hay.Yay shadi shuda b hoon tu in ke chunchul tabiyat par koi asar nahi parta.45 saal ke umer may b javan nazar ati hain.Baybaak,moophut, aur khusdsari in ke bari nishani hay.Yay auntiyan dil ke buri nahi hotien.Gharebon ke bohat hidmat karti hain.
Kaam choor Aunty:
Yay kisam tu aaj kal har jaga pai jati hain.Umer 35 say 40 tak hoti hay.Bhai bahnoo par in ka acha khasa roob hota hay.Yay shoroo say he kaam vhoor hoti hain.Jab ama nay koi kaam kaha,foorun parhai ka bahana bana kar filmi risalay parhna shoroo kar diyay.Yay shadi k baad b kaam nahi kartien.Saas ya shohar in k kaam kartay hain.In ko T.V k elava koi dosra kaam pasand nahi hota.
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan