Post by angel on Aug 5, 2006 6:04:38 GMT 10
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
******************************************************* What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. *******************************************************
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
*******************************************************
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Oye! is mei suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? *******************************************************
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money. *******************************************************
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
******************************************************
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
******************************************************* Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam. *******************************************************
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
******************************************************* Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
******************************************************* What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. *******************************************************
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
*******************************************************
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Oye! is mei suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? *******************************************************
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money. *******************************************************
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
******************************************************
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
******************************************************* Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam. *******************************************************
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
******************************************************* Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
