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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 8, 2006 1:28:06 GMT 10
o0o0oppps
Bholas Moms Letter
Pyaaaray Lal,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetary. Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.
Your Uncle Herolal fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned as they couldn' get the gate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
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Post by zee on Nov 8, 2006 4:02:03 GMT 10
ko0o0o0l joke
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 8, 2006 17:49:38 GMT 10
hhm funny letter maheen ji
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 9, 2006 8:07:39 GMT 10
A man is shopping, it is his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is
the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers: " Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes
with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...
One of Ken's Friends
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Post by toweringniceguy on Nov 10, 2006 13:24:42 GMT 10
ek bar ek hathi baray se talab mein naha raha hota hai.ek kiri(ant)aker hathhi se puchti hai
o hathi baiya
pl mujhe apna under wear de do,kiun ki mujhe apni beti ki shadi mein tent lagana hai
aik dafa aik hathi aik kiri say kehta hai kay tum nay aj ka jok parha to kiri kehti hai nahi main abhi perh rahi hoon
One day elephant and ant went on a picnic, and on the way they were having different types of coversations, and suddenly out of no were there was a big bus in front of them and elephant got hit.
The next day elephant wakes up in the hospitial in a great deal of pain, on the bed next to him ant was sitting and comfroting elephant he said "dont worry my friend i will give all my blood to you, and try to save you" 
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 10, 2006 18:42:56 GMT 10
Koll jokes Maheen and Feroz
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 10, 2006 20:19:30 GMT 10
Nice....Maheen and Feroz
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 10, 2006 20:22:59 GMT 10
Aik Sahab Begum ki fermaish per aik "kutta(dog)" khareed laae,
aur begum use sidhaane ki koshish kerne lageen....
Aik roz sahab ne apni begum ko kaha ke tum ise
is had tak nahi train ker sakteen ke ye tumhare isharon per chalne lage
"Kesi baaten kerte ho dear".....begum ne kaha
Yaad hay jab hamari nai nai shaadi howi thi ........
tu tum khud bhi kitne aaryal thay?
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Post by zee on Nov 11, 2006 6:34:36 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Nov 11, 2006 13:25:22 GMT 10
:(SARDARS AND THEIR HORSES
Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.
"How will we know which is your & which is mine?" asked Zail.
"Easy"replied Jarnail. "I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"
This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail. "I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell." The boys heard this also & cut the bell.
The next day, Zail got frustrated & said "Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine."
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 11, 2006 18:37:26 GMT 10
v nice Sohni And Feroz
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Post by captain on Nov 12, 2006 23:38:45 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 13, 2006 14:00:09 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 16, 2006 2:04:57 GMT 10
thats funny
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 17, 2006 1:32:46 GMT 10
George Bush goes to a school George Bush goes to a primary school to
give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts
up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
“Bob”.
“And what is your question, Bob?”
“I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, “OK,
where were we? Oh that’s right — question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks him what his name is. “Steve”
“And what is your question, Steve?”
“I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, Where is “Bob”? !!
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Post by angel on Nov 18, 2006 17:31:13 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Nov 18, 2006 17:32:13 GMT 10
Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u >>give me a >> >ring?" >> >"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 19, 2006 17:19:21 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Nov 19, 2006 18:26:47 GMT 10
ek sardarni apnay sardar se kehti hai"sardar jee tussi lakhan wich ek ho"sardar jee ek thapar legatay hain aur kehtay hain"O kamini baki de 9099 kon hain"
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 20, 2006 2:34:45 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 21, 2006 19:17:57 GMT 10
koool
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 21, 2006 19:25:47 GMT 10
Governer sahab ko pagal khane ka inspection kerna tha
jab woh wahan pohnche aur pagalon se mile tu aik pagal ne poocha
Aaap kon hain ji ?
governer ne muskura ke kaha ...........Main Governer hoon
Pagal ne hans ker kaha......Koi baat nahi......Theek ho jaaen ge......
Jab main yaahan aaya tha tu main ......Wazeer-e-Aazam tha......
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Post by zee on Nov 22, 2006 4:38:54 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 24, 2006 14:06:12 GMT 10
Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"
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Post by zee on Nov 26, 2006 21:09:33 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Dec 5, 2006 0:32:14 GMT 10
keep it up
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Post by SupremeSohni on Dec 5, 2006 0:37:29 GMT 10
thanks maheen ji koi acha sa joke ho jaae ap ki taraf se bhi........
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Post by prettyss0 on Dec 5, 2006 0:56:02 GMT 10
Why not Sohni
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
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Post by zee on Dec 5, 2006 5:12:49 GMT 10
nice
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Post by Lovely on Dec 6, 2006 5:48:02 GMT 10
nice
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SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
