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Post by SupremeSohni on Dec 6, 2006 14:19:32 GMT 10
hhmm nice maheen ji.....
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Post by Lovely on Dec 7, 2006 5:31:10 GMT 10
Very nice  |
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Post by toweringniceguy on Dec 10, 2006 12:39:03 GMT 10
A guy walks into a toy shop and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?" She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:
Fashion Barbie for $11.95
Vacation Barbie for $11.95
Housewife Barbie for $11.95 and
Divorcee Barbie for $211.95!"
The guy asks in astonishment,"Why is "Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me." The assistant answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his Gold MasterCard, his yacht and his summer home." 
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Post by zee on Dec 10, 2006 20:38:14 GMT 10
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Post by Lovely on Dec 11, 2006 2:51:18 GMT 10
Nice Keep it up |
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Post by angel on Dec 11, 2006 5:42:09 GMT 10
Malik makaan: 500 Rs kiraya ho ga.
Kiraya dar: woh tu theek hai per yehan tu chuhe naach rahe hain
Malik makaan: tu kya 500 Rs main yahan Nargis nachwaon?
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Post by prettyss0 on Dec 12, 2006 3:49:38 GMT 10
 very nice angel keep it up |
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Post by Lovely on Dec 12, 2006 5:59:03 GMT 10
Nice |
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Post by Lovely on Dec 15, 2006 4:15:54 GMT 10
kiya hoova
kahan hain sab
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Post by SupremeSohni on Dec 17, 2006 0:59:12 GMT 10
*~*~*2 Pagal *~*~*
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
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Post by captain on Dec 17, 2006 5:08:05 GMT 10
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Post by Lovely on Dec 18, 2006 4:38:51 GMT 10
Nice sohni ji |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Dec 19, 2006 16:07:07 GMT 10
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, "you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, "you IDIOT ?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
*"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.*
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Post by angel on Dec 19, 2006 17:35:37 GMT 10
Baap Bettay se: fikar na karo Khuda ko yehi manzooe tha.ub mehnat karo tu pass ho jao gay Betta: nahi nahi main Khuda ki merzi k khilaaf koi kaam nahi karon ga. |
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Post by Lovely on Dec 20, 2006 4:29:46 GMT 10
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Post by Lovely on Dec 21, 2006 4:03:44 GMT 10
koie sunao na acha sa joke
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Post by angel on Dec 21, 2006 5:42:24 GMT 10
lovely aap hi kyun nahi suna dettay
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Post by angel on Dec 22, 2006 18:07:22 GMT 10
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why're the guys doing what they're doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Sardar: What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize Sardar : Then why are the others running?! |
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Post by zee on Dec 24, 2006 1:35:02 GMT 10
sahi toh kaha hai sardar ji nay ab aap jaisy losers ko toh prize milnay say raha |
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Post by toweringniceguy on Dec 26, 2006 13:10:12 GMT 10
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the Kitchen. "Careful ...CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO
MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going
to
get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
don't
know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.
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Post by captain on Dec 26, 2006 16:43:27 GMT 10
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Post by Lovely on Dec 31, 2006 7:18:37 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Jan 4, 2007 4:17:28 GMT 10
a tamilian and a sardarji sittin together in a
train. Tamilian is bored
and
wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera
baap"
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Post by angel on Jan 4, 2007 4:22:56 GMT 10
aray hum game lose nahi karien gay tu phir aap jeeto gay kesse???so aap ko jeetnay k liye bhi tu humari hi zarorat hai naaaAAaaaa...  sahi toh kaha hai sardar ji nay ab aap jaisy losers ko toh prize milnay say raha |
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Post by Lovely on Jan 4, 2007 4:41:14 GMT 10
aik jaga (brain) damagh ki boli lag rahi thi
usa k damagh ki qeemat 5 lakh lagi
pakistani damagh ki qeemat 10 lakh lagi
aor Sikh k damagh ki qeemat 1 caror lagi
lougon ne poocha k is ki qeemat itni kayon?
tu jawab milla is k qeemat is liye itni zayada hai
kayon k yeh use nahi hota
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Post by zee on Jan 4, 2007 5:30:10 GMT 10
nice joke lovely
waisy aik cheez aur bhi hai jis ka damgh use nahi hota:d
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Post by angel on Jan 5, 2007 17:42:30 GMT 10
aray zee jii batany ki kya zarorat hai sab jantay hain aAp k baray main |
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Post by angel on Jan 7, 2007 1:59:38 GMT 10
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge
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Post by angel on Jan 7, 2007 2:00:41 GMT 10
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabaria hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jan 8, 2007 2:48:29 GMT 10
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SupremeSohni
