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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 19, 2006 0:38:03 GMT 10
Sadia ji koi zaroorat nahi.......sardaron per Phd kerne ki.......... kyon beecharon ki shamat laati ho......wese hi mushkil main hain.........
chalo koi ahca sa joke sunao.....hurry-up
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Post by zee on Oct 19, 2006 0:48:09 GMT 10
hmm sadia , sohni nay shai kaha hai sardaroon par PHD hona zarori nahi hai sohni par PHD kar lo baat aik he ho jaye gi  |
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 19, 2006 10:04:24 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 19, 2006 13:33:01 GMT 10
sohni is not a subject........ke ap us per phd keren........
funny both of u
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 19, 2006 13:33:54 GMT 10
zee apni oot patang baaton ko zara control main rakha karo..........
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Post by zee on Oct 20, 2006 5:25:37 GMT 10
sohni PHD tu log ghalib par bhi kartay hain aur iqbal par bhi PHD tu great logo par he ki jati hai ok sadia tum mujh par PHD kar lena |
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 20, 2006 10:05:30 GMT 10
Ok Zee yey zeada dilchasp rahay ga  |
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Post by angel on Oct 20, 2006 20:29:19 GMT 10
aray zee n sadia aap log mill ker sohni ko kyun tung ker rehe ho??? wese sadia u r right zee is more than sardars so uss per PHD kerna mazay ka rehe ga....per sooch lo uss per PHD kerte kerte tum bhi wesi hi ho gai tu tum tu gai na kaam se |
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Post by zee on Oct 21, 2006 2:43:19 GMT 10
thx sadia tum nay mujhy is kabil samjha
waisy main is world ka wahid insaan hoon ga jo zinda ho aur jis par koi haseen larki PHD karnay lagi ho
sadia notice aur theses k liye tum other girls say contact kar sakti ho
Angel bhi kafi jaan chuki hai mere baray main
woh bhi help kar day gi tumhari
PHD complete honay k baad tum ko Dosti-club ka lecturar bna dia jaye ga
Advance congratulation qabool karo
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 23, 2006 10:02:57 GMT 10
THX Zee lo ag say tum par PHD Shoroo Chalo Angel tum sat start kartay hain zee k baray may khooch batao aur jo jo Zee k baray bhi khooch janta ho maray thesis may madad karay lacturar bannay k bad uss ko ap hamesha pass  |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 24, 2006 1:08:49 GMT 10
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 24, 2006 1:09:28 GMT 10
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 24, 2006 1:10:07 GMT 10
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Post by zee on Oct 24, 2006 6:29:06 GMT 10
nice
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 26, 2006 1:18:46 GMT 10
nice Sohni
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 26, 2006 5:52:02 GMT 10
thanks
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 31, 2006 1:13:02 GMT 10
ur wellcome
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 31, 2006 14:50:21 GMT 10
hhmm.......ab kya joke likhon........wese bhi kehte hain ke roz roz ka mazaq acha nahi hota
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 1, 2006 4:34:14 GMT 10
This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long illness.....
One fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
Chalayenge.. ".
Driver, "Par Saab aapki tabyat?.."
Amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance
Karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau...
....Hain"
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... Zoooooooooom
Breaks one red signal...... ...
Breaks second red signal...... ....
Breaks on more red signal...... .....
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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the
Road..
Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke
Kagjaaat..."
Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....
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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."
Sir"KYun kya hua??"
Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi NE signal toda he aur Maine us gaadi ko side me
Rakha he"
Sir: "To phir?"
Hawaldar:"SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... Mein uska
Challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .."
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Sir"KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"
HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR .... PAR USNE NE ... HE NA .. SIR ... AMITABH
BACHHAN
KO DRIVER RAKHA HE....".
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Post by zee on Nov 1, 2006 5:56:16 GMT 10
o0o0o0ps
ko0o0o0l joke
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 1, 2006 14:20:16 GMT 10
Thanks.....
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 2, 2006 4:34:19 GMT 10
Dat funny
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Post by angel on Nov 2, 2006 4:43:38 GMT 10
ek dehaati pehli baar plane mein betha.
jab plane runway per dorney laga to dehaati bola
"le!!flight aggey hi adha ghanta late hai.......aur tu sarkon sarak le k jaa raha hai??"
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Post by toweringniceguy on Nov 2, 2006 12:24:25 GMT 10
Movies related to college life
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 3, 2006 1:01:23 GMT 10
koo0o0o0ol
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Post by zee on Nov 3, 2006 3:35:32 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 5, 2006 2:49:18 GMT 10
koool Feroz yey hi to nahi kia tha college may
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 6, 2006 3:38:02 GMT 10
There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent. He won every GK Quiz he took part in .... Then one day he fell in love with a girl... He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. . Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes..... Now, can u tell WHY Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!! |
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Post by zee on Nov 6, 2006 5:41:24 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 7, 2006 14:58:47 GMT 10
Aik Shaks ne apni mangetar ka haath pakar ke kaha:
jaan tumhari doston ne is Ring ki tareef ki
mangetar boli haan haan kyon nahi
bulke 2 tu ise pehchaan bhi gaeen theen..
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SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
