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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 9, 2006 3:34:11 GMT 10
haan ZEE ji mujhe toh pandit ki saare mantars ahti hain..  .wase mujhe ulte pehron ka mantrs bhi maloom...agar app want to learn toh me always at ur service...toh bolo kab app take classes... ;D
well nazzzzz ur diologues jhaaakaaaassssssssss....
now here comes something punnnnny.....
"tum larke humesha hum se doh kadam ah gay kyon chalte ho...
"taaake hum tumhe raashta dekha saakain."....aur phirrrrrrrr
dhooooooooom....boy khalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...twee tweee..
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Post by zee on Jul 9, 2006 9:27:03 GMT 10
Really very nice shaaz
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Post by zee on Jul 9, 2006 9:35:48 GMT 10
hmm shazoo pehlay tu yeh btao k yeh ultay pehray kia hotay hain
Amir khan ki Rangeela movie ka aik dialouge
Ay A/C on kar
A/C chalo hai sir
Aby tu idhar ko ghuma na
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 10, 2006 2:28:47 GMT 10
ZEEji.. very simple...jab pehre ho rahe hoon toh buss rewind karooo...busss aur kya pehre ulte hone lagge gay..  .ding dong....
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Post by zee on Jul 10, 2006 7:24:18 GMT 10
acha woh walay pheray ki baat kar rahi ho Mard ko dard nahi hota  |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 10, 2006 14:21:28 GMT 10
[glow=orange,2,300]Main Tumhain Bhool Jaon
Ye Ho Nahi Sakta.........
Aur
Tum Mujeh Bhool Jao
Ye Main Hone Nahi Donga.........[/glow]
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 11, 2006 6:40:54 GMT 10
Come out ,come out ...where ever you are
yai robert denairo ka bohat hi famous dialogue hai ab movie mujhay yaad nahi
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 11, 2006 14:46:12 GMT 10
" Ywhan khaane ko nivala nahi, sasur ne bhejdiya saala 
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 11, 2006 14:53:37 GMT 10
Piyar Dosti hay aur dosti piyar hay
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Post by aizan85 on Jul 11, 2006 20:09:11 GMT 10
i waz b0rn intelligent; educati0n ruined me.  |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 13, 2006 4:32:48 GMT 10
kyon bhool gayee woh din jab app yahan kitne kushi kushi replied....kaise badal gayee app mausum aaa bahar ki terhan,,,,,,,ahhhhhh ..shababbbababbaa...rabbbaa rabbba.....  ...
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Post by zee on Jul 13, 2006 5:57:38 GMT 10
main aaj bhi phaikay huye paisy nahi uthata
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Post by aizan85 on Jul 13, 2006 17:42:10 GMT 10
Fana dilug:
Phool Hoon Gulaab Ka Chambeli Ka Na Samjhna
Ashiq Hoon Aapka Apni Saheli Ka Na Samjhna ..lol
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 14, 2006 4:36:55 GMT 10
Kitne Aadmi thay........Woh 2 aur tum 4
ha ha ha ha
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 14, 2006 14:50:05 GMT 10
Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?
Mad Professor: It's called a window!
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Post by aizan85 on Jul 14, 2006 17:36:05 GMT 10
Be care full, wen a guy tellz u dat he Lauvz u frm de botto0m of heart ...... fo thiz he meanz dat... there iz still n'off space fo another G@L on the top....
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 14, 2006 20:29:53 GMT 10
I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, because English is a funny language
(Film: Namak Halal ).'
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 14, 2006 20:31:19 GMT 10
Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh...
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 14, 2006 20:33:53 GMT 10
[glow=yellow,2300]Anarkali, Salim ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge.'
film Mughal-E-Azam[/glow]
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 15, 2006 4:46:48 GMT 10
sooooper diologuesss...2222...333...444...times goooooodygoood.. 
now yeh readddd...
pehle din inkaar kiya ...dujee din ikraar kiya teeje din pyaar kiyaaa...
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 15, 2006 17:24:03 GMT 10
Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."
film :Trishul
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 15, 2006 17:26:35 GMT 10
Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?"
film: Amar Akbar Anthony
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 17, 2006 3:27:48 GMT 10
soooperb allll...reallly bohattttt nice..
now yeh wala bohatttt Punnnyyyyy....
its by " rajpal yadv.., the best comediannn.....
"Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa julm sehna PArTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PArTA hai.." hhehe ..funny isnt it?
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 17, 2006 14:51:30 GMT 10
baboji nay kaha paro ko choor do
maa nay kaha hawayli choor do
PAroo nay kaha sharab choor do
Ek din ayega jub woh kahey ga yeh duniya he choor do
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Post by aizan85 on Jul 17, 2006 19:17:00 GMT 10
lemme try, ahan ahan 
"Asy ek chantha marungy , sary batisee nikalker bahaer aaja e ge "
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 18, 2006 2:26:19 GMT 10
hum eik baar jetay hain, eik baar martey hain, aur piyar bhi eik hi bar hota hai....(shah rukh, Kuch kuch hota hay)
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Post by zee on Jul 18, 2006 2:44:46 GMT 10
Aaoooo Lalita
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 18, 2006 4:01:49 GMT 10
areeee inspector shaaaab woh toh gonga haiiii..accident kaise kar sakta hai... .
aree oyeee....gonga hai andha toh nahi na.."
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 18, 2006 14:08:54 GMT 10
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hai ajj meri yaar ki shadi
magar main khush nahin hoon
hai kissi k pyaar ki shadi
magar main khush nahin hoon
mainay roka ussay
toka ussay
samjhaya bhi
deke wasta apni yari ka
manaya bhi
uski rah ka pathar bana
aur kanta bhi
phool ban kar us ke samnay murjhaya bhi
laikar ke chal diya hai woh
bahare dahaij main
hai kissi k pyaar ki shadi
magar main khush nahin hoon
hai ajj meri yaar ki shadi
magar main khush nahin hoon
(mere yaar ki shadi hai)[/glow]
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 18, 2006 14:12:43 GMT 10
"life mey bahot kuch first time hi hota hai ray mamu"
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