Joke

[toweringniceguy]

A man
walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a
year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50.


"Well," the
beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."


A year passes in this way
until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.


"What's going on
now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs.
7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"


"Well," the man says, "last
year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut
costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my
expenses even further."


"And how many children do you have?" the beggar
asks.


"Four," the man replies.



"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense.

[toweringniceguy]

A mother eager to teach her small son good manners told him one day to offer his seat to any lady if he finds one standing in the bus.
A few days later the son came back and complained to his mother that a lady had slapped him in the bus to whom he had offered his seat.
Mother: How insolent these ladies have become now a days...
by the way where were you sitting, son
Son: On my father's lap...

[zee]

very nice jokes

[prettyss0]

v nice

[angel]

[deadly]

gr8