Post by aizan85 on Jul 6, 2006 18:54:08 GMT 10
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN ONLINE TOO MUCH...
When filling out your driver's license application, you give your IP address.
You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You're amazed to find out Spam is a food.
You introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications."
Someone says she put on net stockings, and you wonder if they're made out of World Wide Web.
You ask a friend, "What's that big shiny thing?" He says, "It's the sun."
You think Webster's Dictionary is a directory of WEB sites.
When using your phone you forget that you don't _have_ to use your keyboard.
You think Edgar Alan Poe wrote "The Pit and the Pentium."
Someone slips a disk, and you offer to format him another one.
Your boss asks you to "go fer" coffee and you come up with 235 FTP sites.
When your modem starts smoking.
You log-off your system because it's time to go to work.
If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at a photograph.
When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service at Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except through e-mail.
When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
When you can access the Net - via your portable and cellular phone.
If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.
You maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses and/or use more than 20
passwords.
You set up your own Web page.
You set up a Web page for each of your kids...and your pets.
If you can write a list like this.
If you can relate to a list like this.
When filling out your driver's license application, you give your IP address.
You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You're amazed to find out Spam is a food.
You introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications."
Someone says she put on net stockings, and you wonder if they're made out of World Wide Web.
You ask a friend, "What's that big shiny thing?" He says, "It's the sun."
You think Webster's Dictionary is a directory of WEB sites.
When using your phone you forget that you don't _have_ to use your keyboard.
You think Edgar Alan Poe wrote "The Pit and the Pentium."
Someone slips a disk, and you offer to format him another one.
Your boss asks you to "go fer" coffee and you come up with 235 FTP sites.
When your modem starts smoking.
You log-off your system because it's time to go to work.
If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at a photograph.
When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service at Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except through e-mail.
When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
When you can access the Net - via your portable and cellular phone.
If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.
You maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses and/or use more than 20
passwords.
You set up your own Web page.
You set up a Web page for each of your kids...and your pets.
If you can write a list like this.
If you can relate to a list like this.
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