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Post by fariya on Jun 19, 2006 16:04:17 GMT 10
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Post by sana on Jun 21, 2006 0:22:55 GMT 10
so Nice SMS
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 21, 2006 18:15:10 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 22, 2006 4:05:38 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 22, 2006 5:51:55 GMT 10
nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 23, 2006 1:40:55 GMT 10
[glow=yellow,2,300]Kya Ghazab Ho Gaya ......SHAAZ
aaj kal aapke sms aana band hai
khafa ho hamse ?
ya balance kam hai?[/glow]
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 23, 2006 1:42:13 GMT 10
[glow=green,2,300]Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.[/glow]
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 23, 2006 3:31:53 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jun 23, 2006 4:51:07 GMT 10
very nice sohni and shazoo  |
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 23, 2006 7:53:46 GMT 10
Wow good
keep it up
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Post by Jerk . JiLaWaTaN . on Jun 23, 2006 12:46:20 GMT 10
• Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.
• Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
• Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do
• What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
• I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben
• Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
• Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
• Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
• Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
• Do you know the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a sudden shift of wit!
• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
• What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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Post by princeofdeath on Jun 23, 2006 21:23:34 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 25, 2006 3:56:43 GMT 10
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!
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Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 25, 2006 3:57:06 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 26, 2006 1:50:25 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 26, 2006 14:51:36 GMT 10
ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge
mat sochna ke aapko bhul jayenge
bas ek bar asman ki taraf dekhna
mere sms sitaro pe likhe nazar aayenge
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Post by zee on Jun 27, 2006 2:25:16 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 27, 2006 3:44:19 GMT 10
[glow=purple,2,300]People vanish, people die,
People laugh and people cry,
Some give up, some will try,
Some say hi,
while some say bye,
Others may forget,
but never will I.[/glow]
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 27, 2006 14:25:09 GMT 10
Funny Urdu Sms
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 28, 2006 2:25:50 GMT 10
Keep it up
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 28, 2006 3:19:46 GMT 10
Aaj Waqt Hai Do Baatein Kar Lo Humse,
Kal Kya Pata Kon Apke Zindagi May Aa Jayega.
Paas Aakar Sabhi Door Chale Jaate Hai,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hai,
Dil Ka Dard Kisse Dikhaaye,
Marham Lagane Wale Hi Zakhm De Jaate Hai,
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 28, 2006 4:10:41 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 28, 2006 4:18:57 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jun 28, 2006 7:42:04 GMT 10
very nice shaaz waisy hum ko bhi tu roz reply karne parte hain  |
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Post by princeofdeath on Jun 28, 2006 22:05:36 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 29, 2006 2:35:49 GMT 10
ab ZEE ji kuch paane ke liye need to khona...dekho app ke name k saath kitne stars....ab replies to karna want...right?? ..
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 29, 2006 15:00:56 GMT 10
Very nice Shaz, now here are some Secrets Tips & Tricks for your mobile.
NOTE: NO RESPONSIBILITY IS TAKEN FOR ANY DAMAGE DONE TO YOUR PHONE AS A RESULT OF USING THESE CODES. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEM YOU ARE ADVISED NOT TO TRY THEM OUT.
THE JAMES BOND TRICK
If you short-circuit theleft middle and right pins on the bottom of the phone with all connections touching each other, the Nokia software hangs! The profile "Headset" will be activated. Before you do this just activate the "Automatic Answer" in the headset profile and set the ringing volume to "Mute". Now you can use your phone for checking out what people are talking about in a room. Just place it under a table in a room and call it. The phone receives the call without ringing and you can listen to what people are saying.
*#06# to check the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity)
*#0000# shows the software version
*#3370# - Enchanced full Rate Codec (EFR) activation. It will automatically
restart.
*#3370# - Enchanced full Rate Codec (EFR) deactivation
*#4720# - Half Rate Codec activation. It will automatically restart.
*#4720# - Half Rate Codec deactivation
Enchanced Full Rate will give you much better sound quality when you enable
it. The new Enhanced Full Rate CODEC adopted by GSM uses the ASELP
(AlgebraicCode Excitation Linear Prediction) compression technology. This
technology allows for much great voice quality in the same number of bits as
the older Full Rate CODEC. The older technology was called LPC-RPE (Linear
Prediction Coding with Regular Pulse Excitation). Both operate at 13
kilobits.(but you take up more space on the network, so they can charge you
more) - Talk-time is reduced with about 5%
The following codes are the standard GSM codes for various network services.
Most Nokia phones have easier ways to activate them through the menus. Check
the guides for your model.
Call Diverting
All
To Activate: * * 21 * NUMBER # [SEND]
To Cancel: # # 21 # [SEND]
To Check: * # 21 # [SEND]
No Answer
To Activate: * * 61 * NUMBER # [SEND]
To Cancel: # # 61 # [SEND]
To Check: * # 61 # [SEND]
Unreachable
To Activate: * * 62 * NUMBER # [SEND]
To Cancel: # # 62 # [SEND]
To Check: * # 62 # [SEND]
Busy
To Activate: * * 67 * NUMBER # [SEND]
To Cancel: # # 67 # [SEND]
To Check: * # 67 # [SEND]
To Cancel All Call Forwarding # # 002 # [SEND]
Call Barring
Before you can activate these barring services you will need a barring code
from your service provider. Call Barring can not be activated if Call
Forwarding diverts are already in use.
All Calls
To Activate: * 330 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Cancel: # 330 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 330 # [SEND]
All Outgoing Calls
To Activate: * 333 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Cancel: # 333 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 333 # [SEND]
All Incoming Calls
To Activate: * 353 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Cancel: # 353 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 353 # [SEND]
All Outgoing Calls
To Activate: * 33 * BARRING CODE# [SEND]
To Cancel: # 33 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 33 # [SEND]
All Outgoing International Calls
To Activate: * 331 * BARRING CODE# [SEND]
To Cancel: # 331 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 331 # [SEND]
All Outgoing International Calls Except To Home Country
To Activate: * 332 * BARRING CODE# [SEND]
To Cancel: # 332 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 332 # [SEND]
All Incoming Calls
To Activate: * 35 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Cancel: # 35 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 35 # [SEND]
All Incoming Calls When Outside Home Country
To Activate: * 351 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Cancel: # 351 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
To Check: * # 351 # [SEND]
Canceling All Call Barring # 330 * BARRING CODE # [SEND]
Call Waiting
To Activate: * 43 # [SEND]
To Deactivate: # 43 # [SEND]
To Check: * # 43 # [SEND]
Calling Line Identity
Outgoing
To Activate: * 31 # [SEND]
To Deactivate: # 31 # [SEND]
To Check: * # 31 # [SEND]
Incoming
To Activate: * 30 # [SEND]
To Deactivate: # 30 # [SEND]
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 29, 2006 15:17:05 GMT 10
Somebody asked GOD 'I Want Peace"
GOD replied, "Remove the I, that is Ego;
Remove the Want, that is Desire;
& Peace will be automatically there.
The Candy said to the Chocolate "damn aren't we so sweet n succulent"
and the Chocolate replied "wait till u see the person reading this lovely text".
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
song sms
You Are An Answer To my Lonely Prayer
You Are An Angel From Above
I was So Lonely till You came To Me
With the wander of My Eye
I dunno How I ever Lived Before
You Are My Life My Destiny
Oh My Darling I Love You so
You Mean Everything to me.
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Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 29, 2006 23:06:30 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 30, 2006 13:55:01 GMT 10
Jo......
Ho.... Gaya.....
Woh.... Ho.... Gaya.....
Jo.....
Hona.... Hoga....
Woh.... Hoga....
Aur .....Jo
Nahi... Hona... Hai
Woh.... Nahi.... Hoga....
Kyun Ki... Jo...
Hona.... Hai...
Woh... To..
Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....
Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....
Ki.... Kya....
Hoga.....?...
Aur....
Kya....Nahi....
Hoga....
Honey.... Ko.... To...
Kuch..... Bhi.....
Hoga....
Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....
Ki... Kya...
Hoga......?
Aur..... Kya... Hoga....
Aghar...
Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....
Theek... Hoga....
Aur....
Nahi.... Hoga....
To.... Bhi...
Theek.... Hoga....
Theek... Hoga... To....
Kis... Kaaran.. Sey....
Hoga....
Aur....
Kaaran... Hi....Aghar...
Theek....Nahi... Hoga...
To.... Kuch..
Kaise... Theek.... Hoga.....?
Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Ki...
Aagey.....
Kya... Hoga....?
Kisi....
Aur....
Ko...
Bhejiye Ga.....
Acha...
Time.... Pass... Hoga....
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni
