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[lazyprincessk]

[prettyss0]

Ek Sardarjee apni bivi ke sath Taxi ka intizar ker rahe they.

Taxi aai to sardarjee apni bivi ke sath peche beth gae,

Taxi driver ne back view mirror set kia jiska rukh Sardarjee ki bivi ki janib tha,

yeh dekh ker Sardarjee ko bohat gussa aaya, Taxi driver kaha ke

Sardarjee: Tujhe sharam nai aati meri bivi ko is tarah dekhtey hoe, Taxi side per rok ab tu peeche bethe ga aur Taxi main chalaon ga

[prettyss0]

ek plane may ek minister, ek student, ek burha aur dunia ka sab say genius admi safar kar rahay thay. plane crash honay laga aur sirf 3 hi parashoot thay. pehlay minister nay parashoot lekar kar yeh bolkar jump lagadi kay meri country ko meri bohot zarurat hay, phir dunia kay sub say genius admi nay bola kay main kyunkay puri dunia ka genius admi hun is liay meri zarurat puri dunia ko hay is liay mera bachna zaruri hay aur usnay bhi parashoot lekar jump lagadi. phir burhay nay student ko bola kay may nay apni zindagi guzar li hay tum student ho country ko tumhari zarurat hay tum apni jaan bacha lo. to student nay bola kay aap bhi jump laga day lekin burha bola kay sirf ek hi parashoot bacha hay may kaisay jasakta hun, student bola kay ek nahin 2 parashoot bachay hay kyunkay dunia kay sub say genius admi jaldi may mera school bag lekar plane say kuud gaya.

;D

[deadly]

iffrence b/w BOY & GIRL

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM:

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away



ow a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM:

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.




SARDAR: Aaj mein ne paani ko ullu banaya
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

[zee]

wow very nice jokes

[shahreen110]

sardaar jee jokes
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A Donkey kicked sardar jee and ran away sardar jee ran to catch the donkey.. he saw a zebra and started beating him and said,

KHOTEYA TRACK SUIT PA K MEINOO TOKHA DEY REYA AEY.
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2)Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,
Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na phat jain,
Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi na ker saday pass dosra bhi tu bomb hay.

[manobillii]

MUNNA BHAI &CIRCUIT JOKES
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose.

[manobillii]

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

[prettyss0]

PROFESSOR ASKED THE STUDENT :

"WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LAW OF FINANCE FOR STARTING A NEW BUSINESS?"

STUDENT REPLYED:"FATHER IN LAW"

[manobillii]

hahaha nice jokesss....

[lazyprincessk]

hehehehhehehhe
OH GOD ...itna laughed ajj...thanksss for sharinggg itnaaaa funny latifas.....hehehe mazzeeh cum cum...
alll soo perfectt...thanksss bohattttt
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