Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 21, 2007 14:06:59 GMT 10
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain
Mba V/S B.com
A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " look up
at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time ! wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
competition organized in Britain
Mba V/S B.com
A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " look up
at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time ! wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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