Post by toweringniceguy on Nov 5, 2007 16:55:30 GMT 10
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long
word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a
woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there
are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
.......................................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
.......................................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
.......................................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
.......................................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
.......................................................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long
word?
.......................................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
.......................................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.......................................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a
woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there
are two.
.......................................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
.......................................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise.
.......................................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
.......................................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
.......................................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
.......................................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
.......................................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
.......................................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan