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Post by deadly on Nov 21, 2007 20:02:42 GMT 10
If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai".
If you don't she says "Kitna akadta hai".
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If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".
If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".
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If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".
If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".
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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
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If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai".
If you love her she says " Peechay hi pad gayaa hai".
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If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".
If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai".
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If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".
If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".
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If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".
If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".
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If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".
If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"
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If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".
If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".
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If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".
If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain ".
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If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".
If she hurts you she replies" You are not understanding".
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Post by zee on Nov 21, 2007 22:09:30 GMT 10
ko0o0o0ol
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Post by shahreen110 on Nov 23, 2007 3:11:41 GMT 10
hmmm nice
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Post by shahreen110 on Nov 23, 2007 3:12:05 GMT 10
ohho bhi sari achainyan larkon hi mai hoti hai
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Post by Mr. Lonely on Nov 23, 2007 5:59:53 GMT 10
Very True...
Thanx Shehreen ji For the Compliments to Boys
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Post by deadly on Nov 23, 2007 17:39:13 GMT 10
thankz doston
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Post by prettyss0 on Nov 23, 2007 18:14:19 GMT 10
not agreed
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Post by deadly on Nov 23, 2007 19:37:07 GMT 10
hahahahhahha
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Post by sialkoty on Nov 24, 2007 20:12:18 GMT 10
nice deadly....
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Post by sialkoty on Nov 24, 2007 20:19:47 GMT 10
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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Post by deadly on Nov 26, 2007 13:48:45 GMT 10
hahahahahaha nice
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan