Joke:)

[toweringniceguy]

A man goes for a job interview.
Interviewer : "Hello, can you please write your name for me in
English on this paper"
Man writes his name down and passes the piece of paper back to
the interviewer.
Interviewer : "Are you sure that this is your name"
Man : "Of course i am sure that this is my name"
Interviewer "So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS"
Man : "Yes sir, you told me to write my name in English but in Punjabi my name is,

" SUNDAR LAL CHADHA "

[toweringniceguy]

Police quotes
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."




Cheers!

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[princeofdeath]

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