Post by toweringniceguy on Aug 28, 2006 13:30:21 GMT 10
1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's why I say she's no good!
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's why I say she's no good!
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
