Post by toweringniceguy on Sept 4, 2006 12:10:03 GMT 10
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the Ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the Bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just Insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off, go Ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
Cheers
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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
Cheers
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni