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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 23, 2007 1:55:33 GMT 10
friendssss..yahan app send na
SIRF aur SIRF
MUNNA BHAI jokes... 
bole doh sab dOsts ko haasi ahni chaiye..
warna toh lag jayee gi my msg ki vaat
polzz doh app apun ka saath saath... 
lets list some funny sayings n stuff to help dosts get a good laugh when they are without one
ooK here comes
pehla haasi ka doze...
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 23, 2007 1:57:24 GMT 10
Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. ;D
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 23, 2007 1:58:33 GMT 10
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 23, 2007 1:59:50 GMT 10
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 23, 2007 2:01:08 GMT 10
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 23, 2007 2:05:18 GMT 10
MUNNA BHAI :Mamu, tu kitna perha hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: aree dhakann two akshar perha aur woh bhi ulta?  |
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Post by deadly on Oct 23, 2007 13:48:43 GMT 10
Sab kuch aap he bolo ge ya hum ko bhi kuch bolnay do ge khe khe khe???
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Post by zee on Oct 23, 2007 22:59:00 GMT 10
mera toh hans hans kar pait main dard ho gaya hai
bolay toh aik dum chakas jokes
chakas bolay toh solid
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Post by deadly on Oct 24, 2007 14:09:18 GMT 10
Abay Oo Maamu tera muh kyon banrela hay
Kiya Munna Bhai Apni girl Friend Nahi Areli
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Teri Girl Friend gai baza
Us ko milgeya dosara yaar
Ab tu bhet kay Makeyan mar khe khe khe
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 24, 2007 18:29:59 GMT 10
yaar circuit : us ne kaha tha mein tere ko apna bana kar hi chore gi.....
circuit: tu bhai kaya banaya tere ko apna.......
munaa: bole tu use ne appun ko mamoo bana dala...
apna banaya phir chor diya...... [/color]
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Post by deadly on Oct 24, 2007 19:23:21 GMT 10
Hahahahhahaha
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Post by zee on Oct 24, 2007 22:26:08 GMT 10
ko0o0o0o0l
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 24, 2007 22:54:00 GMT 10
zee ji "kool " nahi bolne ka ee iaalaka munna bhai ka..
jhakaaaas bol ne ka ......samaj le ra haina app.
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 24, 2007 23:14:41 GMT 10
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAIT : oh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Post by deadly on Oct 25, 2007 15:00:16 GMT 10
aray wha ek dam jakas bolay tu
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 26, 2007 4:18:58 GMT 10
bole doh danewaad..bachh giyela re app...warna toh tapka dhalti apun..lol...
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Post by deadly on Oct 26, 2007 13:42:03 GMT 10
Abay Oo Maamu bolain tu bahi ko roz ek jakas sms bhejnay ka warna bahi ki khoprai ghomi na tu teray ko tapka day ga khe khe
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 26, 2007 17:50:49 GMT 10
bhai loogs ki VAAT lag jayeegi gi..
aree ooO curcuit kudh ko bhai mathh samajj.....
bhai banne ka toh pehle training lene ka..
samjha dhakan..hhehehehe...
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 26, 2007 17:53:34 GMT 10
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. ;D
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Post by deadly on Oct 26, 2007 19:40:29 GMT 10
Bolay tu ek dam jakas
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Post by zee on Oct 27, 2007 1:29:57 GMT 10
zee ji "kool " nahi bolne ka ee iaalaka munna bhai ka..
jhakaaaas bol ne ka ......samaj le ra haina app.
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abhi toh bata k chalti hai kia 9 say 12 |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Oct 27, 2007 17:25:25 GMT 10
kya bolrela hai app....apun ka bhai loogs sunne ga toh magaz gomma ke bolle ga.
." aree ooO chikne ..
zayada siyana banta hai..
apun ki behen per line mar rela .
.chatnii bana dene ka..warna doar rehne ka..."
illlaaaaa...app kaiko horela 9..2..11..
nai chalna kiya 9 se 12.. ;D.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 30, 2007 2:26:54 GMT 10
BINDAAS HOKE JEENE KA,
TENSION NAHI LENE KA,
ACHE SAPNE DEKHNE KA,
MAST LIFE GUZAARNE KA,
BHOOT SE NAHI DARNE KA,
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BOLE TO ??
AYENA NAHIN DEKHNE KA.
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Post by deadly on Oct 30, 2007 13:32:17 GMT 10
hahahahahahaha kiya baat hay mamuu |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Nov 1, 2007 1:22:14 GMT 10
CIRCUIT::
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI::
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT::
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI::
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT::
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lazyprincessk on Nov 1, 2007 1:25:09 GMT 10
MAMU::
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL::
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol para?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by irontree on Nov 1, 2007 4:41:04 GMT 10
nice
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Post by deadly on Nov 1, 2007 13:53:02 GMT 10
jakas boloay tu hahah
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Post by lazyprincessk on Nov 2, 2007 1:15:35 GMT 10
idhar jokes sirf read ne ka nahiii
send bhi karne ka mammu...lolzz
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Post by deadly on Nov 2, 2007 13:48:43 GMT 10
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkazzaaazzzzzzz
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SupremeSohni