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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 9, 2007 12:49:00 GMT 10
Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai. Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti, Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.
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Post by angel on Nov 10, 2007 3:27:22 GMT 10
Ek Sardar dosray se: suna hai tumharay bhai ki shaadi ho gai Dosra sardar: haan ho gai Pehla: kis se?? Dosra sardar:obviously larki se Pehla sardar: achaaaa...meri behan ki tu larkay se hoi thi
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Post by toweringniceguy on Nov 10, 2007 13:55:29 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Nov 11, 2007 2:15:01 GMT 10
hehhehe itna jhaaaaaaaaaaas ones....bole toh mastt ....
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Post by angel on Nov 12, 2007 0:47:03 GMT 10
Aik pathan apne kandhay per ek totay(parrot) ko bitha k ja reha tha... kisi ne poocha:yeh koun sa janwar hai? parrot bola: Pathan
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 12, 2007 1:29:02 GMT 10
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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Post by angel on Nov 16, 2007 4:50:16 GMT 10
Lady: Doctor,plz call my husband inside. Doctor: trust me, I m a gentleman. Lady: no Doctor, ur nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not gentleman :-)
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Post by zee on Nov 17, 2007 1:04:09 GMT 10
ko0o0o0l
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 19, 2007 4:33:47 GMT 10
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Balegaadi.
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Post by zee on Nov 19, 2007 22:37:33 GMT 10
ko0o0o0o0l
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Post by SupremeSohni on Nov 20, 2007 0:13:29 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Nov 20, 2007 17:36:21 GMT 10
SOOOOPEr ONESS..
AB YE SUNNo...
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
;D
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Post by lazyprincessk on Dec 6, 2007 16:41:10 GMT 10
Sardar proposed a Girl . . . Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you' . . . Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR
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Post by angel on Dec 22, 2007 4:38:45 GMT 10
hehehehe.....excellent
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Post by angel on Dec 22, 2007 4:39:50 GMT 10
"LarKon Ki Fitrat" Boy: Me Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Humari Shadi Ho Payegi.. Girl Frend: Q Mere Papa Se Milay Kia? Boy: Nahi Tumhari Behan Se mila tha... ;-)
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Post by zee on Dec 23, 2007 23:18:52 GMT 10
nice but is main boys say ziyada girls ki fitrat nazar aa rahi hai ab poocho woh kaisy ? Pehlay jo Allah nay damgh dia hai usay use karo phir bhi samjh main na aaye toh main is joke main say girls ki fitrat nikal kar dikha doon ga
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Post by angel on Dec 24, 2007 3:15:42 GMT 10
well zee gals ki fitrat essi nahi jo tum iss mein se nikaalna chah rehe ho....means gals aap logon ko lift nahi kerwatri aap hi peechay paray rehte ho gals k.fact yehi hai k aap boys essay hote ho.sooOOOOoo chup chaap maan lo:)
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Post by deadly on Dec 24, 2007 13:59:23 GMT 10
Ohh Yahan kiya chal raha hay mujay khabar he nahi
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Post by zee on Dec 24, 2007 23:07:35 GMT 10
well zee gals ki fitrat essi nahi jo tum iss mein se nikaalna chah rehe ho....means gals aap logon ko lift nahi kerwatri aap hi peechay paray rehte ho gals k.fact yehi hai k aap boys essay hote ho.sooOOOOoo chup chaap maan lo:) ok apnay joke ko read karo is main larki ki fitrat kia hai main bta deta hoon Larki ki behan bhi toh larki he hai na kai us ko nahi pta k yeh meri sis ka honay wala husband hai phir bhi us nay shadi k liye haan kar di kuch larkiyaan apni sagi sis k haaq par bhi daka marti hain aisa real life ki story main bohut dekha hai main nay aik larki he dosri larki ko dukh deti hai naam larkoon ka budnaam karti hai yeh hai " kuch "girls ki fitrat
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Post by angel on Dec 25, 2007 20:07:27 GMT 10
per zee joke mein yeh nahi likha k gal ki sis ne haan ker dii....iss mein boy ki fitrat hai k uss ki sis ko dekh k apni direction change kerna chahta hai..... may be kuch gals ki fitrat yeh ho jo aap bata rehe ho per boys mein se KUCH ki nahi bulkay MOST OF ki yehi fitrat hoti hai......
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Post by angel on Dec 25, 2007 20:09:33 GMT 10
Exam mein Q tha challange kissay kehte hain? Pathan ne poora page khali chor ker last page per likh diya. Apnay baap ki ulaad hai tu pass ker k dekha:)
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Post by zee on Jan 1, 2008 0:53:38 GMT 10
per zee joke mein yeh nahi likha k gal ki sis ne haan ker dii....iss mein boy ki fitrat hai k uss ki sis ko dekh k apni direction change kerna chahta hai..... may be kuch gals ki fitrat yeh ho jo aap bata rehe ho per boys mein se KUCH ki nahi bulkay MOST OF ki yehi fitrat hoti hai...... joke main yeh sab likha dia jaye toh woh joke nahi aik afssana ban jaye aur joke say jo matlab nikalta hai woh yeh he hai k us ki sis nay haan kar di hai thats y larkay nay itnay belive say larki say aisa kaha warna woh 1st option ko closed nahi karta ;d aur "kuch" main nay khud likh dia tha coz har larka , larki aik jaisa nahi hota isi liye end main halka haat rakha but tum nahi mano gi coz samjhdari ki baat ko "Na Man-na " yeh bhi larki ki fitrat hoti hai
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Post by angel on Jan 1, 2008 4:47:22 GMT 10
uffff zee jii aap se kuon jeet sekta hai...
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Post by angel on Jan 1, 2008 4:51:25 GMT 10
Nwton's 5th law: dunya gool hai
chooha bili se darta hai,billi kutte se,kutta admi se,admi biwi se,biwi choohe se. hence proved:dunya gool hai:)
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Post by zee on Jan 2, 2008 2:34:16 GMT 10
uffff zee jii aap se kuon jeet sekta hai... Lillah aap koshih toh kariye hum jeet k har jain gay waisy bhi har kar jeetnay walay ko bazigar kehtay hain aur kia baat hai aap k dosray joke ki so biwi ko drana ho toh aadmi choha ban jaye main toh ready hoon
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Post by angel on Jan 16, 2008 21:07:26 GMT 10
hehehe.....zee aap ki baatin really mein khoob hoti hain....aap k irrade tu bilkul naik nahi biwi ko dara k kia millay ga???
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Post by angel on Jan 16, 2008 21:08:38 GMT 10
Husband: Did u have any boyfriend befor our marriage? : : : : main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon? Wife: Aji mujhe gin to lene do
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Post by angel on Jan 18, 2008 5:19:01 GMT 10
Boy :I Love u Girl :Me 2 BOY:Kitna Pyar Karti ho Mujh se Girl:Jitna Tum Kartay ho Boy :Daffa Hojaao me samjhta tha Tm mujh se Sachha Pyar karti ho
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jan 20, 2008 17:26:19 GMT 10
hehhehe sooo doh numbrii ashiq ... nOw read this pne sOOOO punnY Sweetmaker's Love Letter
Mithaiwala husband writes love letter to his wife:
Hello my dearest Rasgulli Whenever I see your eyes I miss my Ras Malai Your cheeks are like Strawberry Barfi, Your lips are like Pendaas Ears are like Kaju Katri , You taste like Kesri Jalebi Your lovely smile looks like a packet of Ghund Paak and to end it all, because of U, now I have diabetes.... ;D..
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jan 20, 2008 17:28:43 GMT 10
Imran hasmi ne apni grilfrnd ko pahle "AASHIQ" Banaya phir "CHOCLATE" me "ZEHER" dalkar "MURDER" kardiya aur kaha "KALYUG" me "AKSAR" aisa hi hota hai
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