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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 0:52:35 GMT 10
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 0:53:45 GMT 10
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 0:54:49 GMT 10
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 0:55:23 GMT 10
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 0:56:20 GMT 10
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 0:58:02 GMT 10
6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 1:00:49 GMT 10
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 25, 2006 1:02:10 GMT 10
8.When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 25, 2006 2:50:52 GMT 10
koooooooooool
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Post by zee on Oct 25, 2006 4:18:01 GMT 10
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SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
