Post by toweringniceguy on Nov 8, 2006 11:44:13 GMT 10
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE
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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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Cheers!
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE
---
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL
--
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
--
Cheers!
SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
