Jokes

[toweringniceguy]

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future
would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his
job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
"You are the reason I
don't have a wife",
second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children",
third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the
bottle, puts it aside
and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved"

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.A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you
identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. The young woman opened her
handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me
alright."
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A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said the patient with joy, "I have been
illiterate for so long."

[prettyss0]

funny

[zee]

[Lovely]