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Dec 7, 2006 12:38:29 GMT 10
Post by toweringniceguy on Dec 7, 2006 12:38:29 GMT 10
An elephant falls in love wiith an Ant,
but Ant's parents are against their marrige,guess why?
they gave a solid reason,
"Ladke ke daant bahar hain." 
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Dec 7, 2006 12:40:48 GMT 10
Post by toweringniceguy on Dec 7, 2006 12:40:48 GMT 10
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi.
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Dec 7, 2006 12:55:39 GMT 10
Post by toweringniceguy on Dec 7, 2006 12:55:39 GMT 10
A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.
But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.
Guess What would be the reply ?
It is ...
7 are already out.
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
and The first one was a DUCK
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Dec 8, 2006 4:04:32 GMT 10
Post by prettyss0 on Dec 8, 2006 4:04:32 GMT 10
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Dec 8, 2006 4:27:34 GMT 10
Post by Lovely on Dec 8, 2006 4:27:34 GMT 10
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
