Jokes :))

[toweringniceguy]

* The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up
the clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather
urgent the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry
with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for
breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The clerk replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'during an
emergency please use the staircase'!!!
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When Lalloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he
wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed Rabridevi, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and Lalloo was pleased.
But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter.
Rabri checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Lalloo Prasad. She said:
"The stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our people are spitting on the wrong side!"

[prettyss0]

v funny