Post by toweringniceguy on Feb 14, 2007 14:07:26 GMT 10
McDonald, who was very sad, met his friend Sandy in the street.
He said to his friend, “I cannot make up my mind whether to marry a wealthy widow whom i don’t love or a poor girl whom i love very much.”
Sandy said, “My dear friend, I advise you to listen to your heart and marry the poor girl that you love.”
“You are right. I will marry the poor girl.”
and Sandy replied “In that case, can you give me the widow’s address?”
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Santa banta
Santa:- Time Kya Hua hai?
Banta :- 8 baje Hain!
Santa :- zaroor Koi Laprra hai........!
Subah se pooch raha Hoon Har koi Alag hi Jawab deta hai........!
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Munna bhai:- Agar bina danto ka kutta katey to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: -Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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Sachin’s Daughter: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Sachin’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan