Post by toweringniceguy on Feb 26, 2007 14:35:58 GMT 10
newtons law of infatuation
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred fromone girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until n unless some external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into the scene andbreaks the legs of the boy.
Second Law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to the increament or decreament of thebank balance.
Third Law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred fromone girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First Law:
A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until n unless some external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into the scene andbreaks the legs of the boy.
Second Law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to the increament or decreament of thebank balance.
Third Law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
