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Post by Prince_Imran on Sept 17, 2006 5:09:50 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Sept 18, 2006 7:34:18 GMT 10
One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.
He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."
The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"
He said "That same stupid guy called again"
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 18, 2006 15:53:29 GMT 10
nice joke angel
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Post by Prince_Imran on Sept 22, 2006 4:37:55 GMT 10
Very Nice
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Post by toweringniceguy on Sept 22, 2006 12:30:37 GMT 10
The phone bill
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones
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(4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Police comes up behind with siren. They pull over. Police walks to drivers' window.)
DRIVER: What seems to be the problem, officer?
POLICE: No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are the one hundredth person I've seen wearing a seat belt today, which means you have won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition!
DRIVER: That's great! What a surprise!
POLICE: So, buddy, what are you going to do with your winnings?
DRIVER: Well, first I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.
RIDER: Ah, don't believe him! He always talks big when he's drunk!
SLEEPER (waking up): Whoa! police. I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.
GUY IN TRUNK: Hey! Friends! Have we crossed the border yet?
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 22, 2006 14:34:24 GMT 10
>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
>match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
>NO MATCH!"
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Post by angel on Sept 23, 2006 5:24:50 GMT 10
hehehehe....nice one sohni
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon".
Wife ne jawab diya "Aap ki salary ke badle 100 kiss milay, hisaab bhej rahi hoon:
1. Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
2. Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3. Sabziwala 7 kiss mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni pari,
4. Makaan malik to roz 6 -7 kiss lay jata hai.
Aap fiqar nahin karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30 - 40 kiss aur hain.
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Post by Prince_Imran on Sept 23, 2006 6:00:35 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Sept 24, 2006 3:20:49 GMT 10
hehehehe....nice one sohni Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon". Wife ne jawab diya "Aap ki salary ke badle 100 kiss milay, hisaab bhej rahi hoon: 1. Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya, 2. Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari, 3. Sabziwala 7 kiss mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni pari, 4. Makaan malik to roz 6 -7 kiss lay jata hai. Aap fiqar nahin karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30 - 40 kiss aur hain. lagta hai aaj kal ziyada tar wivies ko husband say monthly main kiss he mil rahay hain is liye yeh joke bar bar dekhnay ko mil jata hai waisy ab kafi mehngai ho gai hai so kiss bhi 200 ho janay chahye kai pta hum jaiso ka bhi bhala ho jaye koi kiss idhar udhar gir jaye aur humare kaam aa jaye  |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 24, 2006 17:36:12 GMT 10
nice joke angel
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Post by angel on Sept 26, 2006 1:30:24 GMT 10
thax sohni..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 26, 2006 13:07:05 GMT 10
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
>Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Post by zee on Sept 27, 2006 3:31:23 GMT 10
yahan tu sardaon ki shamat aai hui hai
nice jokes
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Post by Prince_Imran on Sept 27, 2006 4:40:11 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Sept 27, 2006 12:02:58 GMT 10
Word Meanings 
cigarette:
a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
conference:
the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
compromise:
the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believed he got the biggest piece.
dictionary:
a place where divorce comes before marriage.
classic:
a book which people praise but do not read.
smile:
a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
atom bomb:
an invention to kill all inventions.
opportunist:
a person who starts taking a bath if he accidently falls into a river.
optimist:
a person who while falling down the Eiffel Tower says, "See i'm not injured yet."
boss:
someone who's early when you're late and late when you're early.
politician:
someone who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
doctor:
someone who kills your ills by his pills, and kills you with his bills.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 27, 2006 13:29:00 GMT 10
>Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after
>deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs
>back.!
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Post by angel on Sept 28, 2006 2:34:56 GMT 10
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be
filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 28, 2006 13:14:25 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 28, 2006 13:16:52 GMT 10
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Post by captain on Sept 28, 2006 21:49:05 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Sept 29, 2006 1:28:24 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Sept 29, 2006 3:07:47 GMT 10
Nice jokes frnds wesay waqi sardaron ki shamat zeada hi bulae hooe hay frnds ap logon nay
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 29, 2006 5:42:53 GMT 10
tu aur kis ki shamat bulaaen sadia ji..........saradaar itne bewaqoof kyon hote hain ke unke joke internationally famous hain......
wese ap bhi sardaron ko enjoy ker rahi hain ......mera matlab hay sardaron ke jokes ko.......
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Post by prettyss0 on Sept 30, 2006 4:35:08 GMT 10
Gi may ap k Jokessssssssss ko enjoy kar ra hi hon
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 30, 2006 11:51:39 GMT 10
thats great.......joke hote hi enjoy kerne ke liye hain.......
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 1, 2006 7:06:47 GMT 10
ACHAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 2, 2006 15:45:43 GMT 10
kyon sadia ji.......yaqeen nahi apko inta lamb achaaaaaaaaa kabhi itni lambi.......hhhhmmmm
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Post by prettyss0 on Oct 3, 2006 4:26:46 GMT 10
YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp
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Post by SupremeSohni on Oct 4, 2006 15:01:11 GMT 10
uuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffff
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Post by angel on Oct 5, 2006 17:28:26 GMT 10
aray yehan tu apus mein hi joke start ho ya ...
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SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan