|
|
Post by prettyss0 on Jun 5, 2006 23:30:02 GMT 10
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........Just when the clock struck 11...
and then......
then.....
then........
then........
then........
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner............ 
|
|
|
|
Post by zee on Jun 10, 2006 4:31:38 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 10, 2006 19:01:29 GMT 10
COOL 
|
|
|
|
Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 12, 2006 1:13:41 GMT 10
itna funnnnnnt..  |
|
|
|
Post by princeofdeath on Jun 12, 2006 18:19:11 GMT 10
lol
|
|
|
|
Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 13, 2006 1:18:40 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by fariya on Jun 13, 2006 1:43:51 GMT 10
nice
|
|
|
|
Post by sam on Jun 13, 2006 6:34:01 GMT 10
HAHAHAHAHAAA
lol
|
|
|
|
Post by zee on Jun 13, 2006 14:45:24 GMT 10
very nice shaaz
|
|
|
|
Post by princeofdeath on Jun 13, 2006 21:07:43 GMT 10
very nice
|
|
sobia
New Member
Posts: 36
|
Post by sobia on Jun 14, 2006 4:51:35 GMT 10
nice
|
|
|
|
Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 14, 2006 14:55:19 GMT 10
When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, best and the new..
I would like to stand by your side and say 2 little words "ME TOO"
Give "laugh" to all ..But "smile" to one
Give "love" to all...But "heart" to one
Let everybody "love" u...But u "love" one.
If you say RUN, I'll ask "how far?"
If you say SWIM, I'll ask "how deep?"
If you say JUMP, I'll ask "how high?"
If you say GO AWAY, I'll say "NO WAY" u r my friend I'll "stay"
I'd love to take you dinner, sit by the candlelight, and whisper those
three magical words ..
Scroll Down……….
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
"PAY THE BILL
|
|
|
|
Post by zee on Jun 14, 2006 15:30:08 GMT 10
very nice |
|
|
|
Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 15, 2006 14:44:30 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by princeofdeath on Jun 15, 2006 17:38:50 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by prettyss0 on Jun 16, 2006 4:08:33 GMT 10
Nice one feroz lol
ab aik joke meri taraf say
|
|
|
|
Post by zee on Jun 16, 2006 4:50:52 GMT 10
ganji oorat
kaisi lagti hogi ?
|
|
|
|
Post by prettyss0 on Jun 16, 2006 6:38:13 GMT 10
Woh demi more ki movie to dekhi hi ho gi tum nai aisi lagti hain gunji aortain
|
|
|
|
Post by fariya on Jun 16, 2006 17:35:25 GMT 10
so funny maheen
maheen kiya aap mujh say dosti karin gi ?
|
|
|
|
Post by prettyss0 on Jun 17, 2006 1:42:06 GMT 10
Bilkul keroon gi fariya infact jub aap nai dosti-club join kiya ussi time main aap ki dost ban gai enjoy your stay here and have fun[/size][/font][/color]
|
|
|
|
Post by zee on Jun 17, 2006 3:28:55 GMT 10
thx maheen aap nay hum ko ganji oorat k baray main detail main btaya 
fariya ji hum say dosti bhi kar lo 
|
|
|
|
Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 17, 2006 14:49:25 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by fariya on Jun 17, 2006 16:02:44 GMT 10
y not zee u r so funny
very funny pic niceguy
|
|
tina
New Member
Posts: 15
|
Post by tina on Jun 18, 2006 4:31:42 GMT 10
lol so funnnnnnnnyyyyy
|
|
|
|
Post by aizan85 on Jun 20, 2006 15:51:01 GMT 10
"Waiter, what's with this chicken soup?"
" I dunno, what's with the chicken soup?"
"It tastes funny"
"So, start laughing!"
The most miser man in England stopped a taxi. "How much to the station?" he asked. "Fifty pence, Sir, " said the taxi driver. "And how much for my suitcase?" ." That's five pence", said the driver.
"Right," said the miser man, "Then take my suitcase
to the station. I'll walk."
Shortly after the plane took off, the passenger heard a reassuring voice on the intercom say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, you can now sit down and enjoy your flight. This plane is completely automatic- automatic pilot, automatic food services, and automatic landing devices. Absolutely nothing can ever go wrong…..go wrong….go wrong….go wrong…."
lol
|
|
|
|
Post by princeofdeath on Jun 20, 2006 22:41:32 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by prettyss0 on Jun 21, 2006 5:12:20 GMT 10
Thats funny
|
|
|
|
Post by prettyss0 on Jun 21, 2006 18:38:14 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 22, 2006 7:31:22 GMT 10
[shadow=red,left,300]Nice[/shadow]
|
|
|
|
Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 22, 2006 13:08:02 GMT 10
Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident.
Banta was visiting him in the hospital.
Banta, "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank God that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."
Santa, "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!
|
|
SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan