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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 28, 2006 7:17:54 GMT 10
nice jokes sohni
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 30, 2006 2:16:27 GMT 10
thank you sadia
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Post by Prince_Imran on Aug 30, 2006 5:17:01 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Aug 30, 2006 12:41:11 GMT 10
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The
doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's
three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did
you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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Post by zee on Aug 31, 2006 2:32:20 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Sept 3, 2006 3:28:31 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Sept 3, 2006 23:24:48 GMT 10
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 4, 2006 20:30:18 GMT 10
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"
A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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Post by zee on Sept 5, 2006 2:09:29 GMT 10
kool
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 5, 2006 14:45:20 GMT 10
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!
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Post by princeofdeath on Sept 5, 2006 23:14:22 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Sept 7, 2006 3:52:36 GMT 10
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived,
to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there,
he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach
in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day,
his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy!
They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
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Post by zee on Sept 7, 2006 4:43:14 GMT 10
kool joke angel
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 7, 2006 14:38:59 GMT 10
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Post by zee on Sept 8, 2006 3:56:31 GMT 10
nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 8, 2006 18:58:54 GMT 10
Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
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Post by zee on Sept 9, 2006 2:14:19 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 11, 2006 13:40:07 GMT 10
One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Post by zee on Sept 12, 2006 0:02:02 GMT 10
nice
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Post by angel on Sept 12, 2006 1:27:53 GMT 10
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 12, 2006 14:10:15 GMT 10
kool.....angel
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Post by zee on Sept 13, 2006 4:13:01 GMT 10
nice jokes
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 13, 2006 14:43:47 GMT 10
On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?
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Post by angel on Sept 14, 2006 3:47:17 GMT 10
cool one sohni
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Post by angel on Sept 14, 2006 3:48:46 GMT 10
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
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Post by zee on Sept 14, 2006 3:49:19 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 14, 2006 20:09:29 GMT 10
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the
>morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Post by angel on Sept 15, 2006 19:29:59 GMT 10
nice..........
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Post by Prince_Imran on Sept 16, 2006 6:17:22 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Sept 17, 2006 4:06:52 GMT 10
Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni
