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Post by Lovely on Feb 15, 2007 3:18:16 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Feb 15, 2007 21:45:10 GMT 10
An English professor
wrote the words :
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to
punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful ;D
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Post by Lovely on Feb 16, 2007 4:20:07 GMT 10
Very Nice shaaz  and thanks |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Feb 17, 2007 4:01:56 GMT 10
thankss nahi share jokes yahanN. 
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Post by lazyprincessk on Feb 17, 2007 4:11:22 GMT 10
According To NEWTON'z Law Of Love
"Every Boy On Earth Is Attracted Towards A Girl
With The Force Directly Proportional To The Beauty
Of The Girl And Inversly Proportional To The Strength
Of Her Brother "
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Post by Lovely on Feb 18, 2007 3:56:44 GMT 10
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Post by angel on Feb 21, 2007 4:56:25 GMT 10
.Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar >> >idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe >> >honge....think......... >> >"SALA YE PIANO >>BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Post by Lovely on Feb 22, 2007 3:42:55 GMT 10
very nice angel |
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Post by Lovely on Feb 28, 2007 3:01:56 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Mar 2, 2007 14:31:58 GMT 10
A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas, ur talent, ur smartness
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That day will be "APRIL 1st".
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Post by Lovely on Mar 4, 2007 3:35:38 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Mar 4, 2007 20:23:26 GMT 10
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
*******
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Post by Lovely on Mar 5, 2007 4:06:52 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 8, 2007 5:04:25 GMT 10
Very Nice Keep It up  |
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Post by Lovely on Mar 9, 2007 3:45:40 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 10, 2007 4:37:20 GMT 10
Very Nice Keep It up |
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Post by Lovely on Mar 12, 2007 3:06:05 GMT 10
Very Nice
Keep It up
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 13, 2007 3:10:35 GMT 10
Very Nice
Keep It up
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Post by Lovely on Mar 13, 2007 3:50:41 GMT 10
Very Nice
Keep It up
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Post by angel on Mar 14, 2007 4:59:34 GMT 10
A man kills a DEER & cooks it and doesnt tell kids wat is it.....He gives a clue"its something wat ur mom calls me."Son screams: don't eat 'KuTA' hai.
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 14, 2007 5:23:43 GMT 10
v nice frnds |
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Post by Lovely on Mar 14, 2007 5:46:03 GMT 10
v nice frnds |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 15, 2007 4:47:31 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 15, 2007 5:13:11 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Lovely on Mar 15, 2007 6:45:32 GMT 10
Very Nice frnd |
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Post by toweringniceguy on Mar 15, 2007 11:50:43 GMT 10
my boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called. She wants her sign back!" ;D
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 16, 2007 3:27:39 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Lovely on Mar 16, 2007 4:15:02 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Mar 16, 2007 17:28:52 GMT 10
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do…
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 17, 2007 4:43:39 GMT 10
Very Nice sohni |
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