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Post by Lovely on Mar 17, 2007 5:16:19 GMT 10
v nice frnds
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 18, 2007 4:32:19 GMT 10
hai koie joke sunany wala.?
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Post by Lovely on Mar 18, 2007 4:58:17 GMT 10
v nice frnds  |
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Post by prettyss0 on Mar 18, 2007 18:36:51 GMT 10
tum kis leay ho imran kabhi joke bhi suuna dea karo
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Post by Lovely on Mar 18, 2007 19:46:13 GMT 10
kia baat hai sadia aap ki
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 18, 2007 20:55:25 GMT 10
sahi kaha sadia
main kis liye hoon.
kissi din suna hi doon ga tum ko b aik joke.
thora sa wait karo
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Post by prettyss0 on Mar 19, 2007 18:22:19 GMT 10
acha kitna w888888888888888888888
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 21, 2007 4:29:05 GMT 10
jitna tumhara hai.
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Post by Lovely on Mar 23, 2007 5:21:10 GMT 10
very nice frnds
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Post by toweringniceguy on Mar 23, 2007 12:34:55 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Mar 24, 2007 1:45:18 GMT 10
Some Jokes to laugh about
Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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A school girl was having an eye test.
"Can u read out the letters on the chart on the wall?" asked the optician.
"Chart? Where?" asked the girl.
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A teacher was asking her class:
"What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'ill egal' is a sick eagle."
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George.
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY : No, I'm Billy Anderson.
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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HAROLD : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD : Good, because I didn't do my homework.
---SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Bhola apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Bhola: I'm falling in love.
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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Bhola: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
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Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Bhola: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya,
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley.
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!
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PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"
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Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?
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Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.
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Q: What do you call
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 24, 2007 4:32:56 GMT 10
Gr8 Collection Excellent |
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Post by Lovely on Mar 24, 2007 5:01:13 GMT 10
very nice gr8 collection |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 25, 2007 4:06:14 GMT 10
kahan hain sab
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Post by Raja on Mar 26, 2007 1:19:39 GMT 10
Aik Tableegi jamaat k Ameer ne safar
per rawana hony se pahle apny sab
sathyon ko hadayet ki.
k woh jab b rasty main koie aourat deikhyn
tu Astaghfirullah parhyn.
Safar shuro hoova per un ko koie b aorat
nazar nahi aaie.
Achanak aik saathi ne oonchi awaz main kaha
Astaghfirullah... baaqi sab saathi ussi waqat bole.
kidhar hai kidhar hai.?
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Post by Lovely on Mar 26, 2007 3:39:58 GMT 10
hahahha very funny raja ji
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 27, 2007 4:35:42 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds
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Post by Raja on Mar 30, 2007 3:27:30 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 30, 2007 4:13:08 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds
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Post by Raja on Mar 31, 2007 5:00:44 GMT 10
Nice!
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 1, 2007 5:41:43 GMT 10
kuch aortyn aik jaga ackathi baithi hoie thin
aor sab hi chup thin. koie b nahi tha bol raha.
hai na mazy ki baat
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Post by Raja on Apr 1, 2007 6:39:47 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 1, 2007 18:08:19 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 2, 2007 5:03:46 GMT 10
Aik Tableegi jamaat k Ameer ne safar
per rawana hony se pahle apny sab
sathyon ko hadayet ki.
k woh jab b rasty main koie aourat deikhyn
tu Astaghfirullah parhyn.
Safar shuro hoova per un ko koie b aorat
nazar nahi aaie.
Achanak aik saathi ne oonchi awaz main kaha
Astaghfirullah... baaqi sab saathi ussi waqat bole.
kidhar hai kidhar hai.?
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Post by Raja on Apr 5, 2007 3:27:43 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 6, 2007 7:38:37 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Raja on Apr 7, 2007 4:04:13 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 7, 2007 5:33:57 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Raja on Apr 8, 2007 3:57:24 GMT 10
Very Nice
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 10, 2007 5:14:24 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni