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Post by Raja on Apr 10, 2007 5:47:01 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 11, 2007 3:43:38 GMT 10
Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Bhola ke bagiche me bahut perh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola perhon ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola : are budhu chatri pakar ke dal na".
Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: gujrat.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Gujrat".
Lawyer to Bhola: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke...
Bhola: yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
One Bholaji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Bhola:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...
Bhola at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Bholaji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
4 hightech Bhola inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did Bhola cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!
A Bhola invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Bhola and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Bhola says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Bhola says coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
Why was Bholaji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an entrance exam
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 12, 2007 4:40:37 GMT 10
Gr8 choice maheen buhat dino baad kuch jokes mille hain thanks |
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 13, 2007 3:14:23 GMT 10
yahan per lagta hay koi funny nahi hay issi liayay
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 13, 2007 5:04:10 GMT 10
haan aisa hi lagta hai
waise b is board ki taraf koie b nahi aa raha.
kabhi kabhi sadia ya phir deadly is board ki taraf aa jaty hain.
warna main hoon ya raja hai ya ab aap aaien hain.
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Post by Raja on Apr 14, 2007 4:04:09 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 14, 2007 5:03:17 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 15, 2007 4:26:37 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 15, 2007 22:43:18 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Raja on Apr 16, 2007 4:40:58 GMT 10
Very Nice Frnds |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 18, 2007 4:55:47 GMT 10
Very Nice Frnds |
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Post by Raja on Apr 18, 2007 5:14:27 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 19, 2007 4:01:21 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 19, 2007 4:17:18 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 22, 2007 3:41:59 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Raja on Apr 22, 2007 4:05:47 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 22, 2007 21:29:16 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 23, 2007 5:02:40 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 24, 2007 3:29:34 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 24, 2007 4:50:59 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 25, 2007 4:55:48 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 26, 2007 5:05:18 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 27, 2007 3:59:59 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 28, 2007 6:43:13 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 29, 2007 4:07:51 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 29, 2007 5:21:28 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 30, 2007 1:33:42 GMT 10
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Post by Raja on Apr 30, 2007 4:46:25 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds |
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Post by Prince_Imran on May 13, 2007 5:07:00 GMT 10
Very Nice Frnds |
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Post by Raja on May 13, 2007 23:49:10 GMT 10
V. Nice frnds
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