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Post by sana on Jun 22, 2006 17:43:51 GMT 10
Nice
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Post by sana on Jun 22, 2006 17:57:59 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 23, 2006 14:27:53 GMT 10
Santa Sing and Banta Singh landed in Bombay. they managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. after a while when rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta. he met banta in bad condition clutchin the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. he says, "are banta singh! wut the heck's goin'on? y r u so scared?? i was enjoyin my ride down there." scared banta replied, "yea, but you've got a driver.]
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Post by princeofdeath on Jun 23, 2006 18:01:48 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 24, 2006 2:32:23 GMT 10
Three Indians and three Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup in South Africa. At the station, the three Indians buy a ticket each and watch as the three Pakistanis buy just one ticket for them all. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Indians. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Pakistanis.
They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistani cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani style on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don't buy ticket at all!! "How come are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Indian. "Watch and learn," answers a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cram into one toilet and soon after the three Pakistanis cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistanis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Pakistani takes the ticket and goes in their toilet.[/size][/font][/color]
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Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 24, 2006 6:27:16 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 25, 2006 23:14:28 GMT 10
COOOOOOOOOL
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Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 26, 2006 4:04:16 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 26, 2006 14:42:08 GMT 10
Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
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Post by zee on Jun 27, 2006 2:34:02 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jun 28, 2006 2:03:20 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 28, 2006 2:32:52 GMT 10
Nice
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Post by zee on Jun 28, 2006 4:54:05 GMT 10
nice joke  |
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Post by zee on Jun 28, 2006 4:57:38 GMT 10
Maheen ji waki aap ki ziyada nahi magar betuka bolnay ki adat zaroor hai  |
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Post by chano on Jun 28, 2006 17:08:49 GMT 10
cooll
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Post by princeofdeath on Jun 28, 2006 21:49:32 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jun 29, 2006 15:05:55 GMT 10
>Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
> >Once while visiting a very rich friend the maid approached me
> >and.....
> >
> >Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit
> > juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
> >Answer: " Tea please"
> >Question:Ceylontea,Indian tea
> > ,Herbaltea,Bushtea,
> >Honeybushtea,Iced tea or green tea ?"
> >Answer : "Ceylon tea "
> >Question:"How would you like it ? black or white ?
> >Answer: "white"
> >Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
> >Answer: "With milk "
> >Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
> >Answer: "With cow's milk please.
> >Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
> >Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black "
> >Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
> >Answer: "With sugar"
> >Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
> >Answer: "Cane sugar "
> >Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
> >Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me aglass
> >of water instead."
> >Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
> >Answer: "Mineral
> >water"
> >Question: "Flavored or non- flavored ?"
> >Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!!!!
> >
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Post by zee on Jun 29, 2006 15:19:25 GMT 10
kooool
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Post by Prince_Imran on Jun 30, 2006 0:05:16 GMT 10
cool
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Post by sana on Jul 2, 2006 4:58:22 GMT 10
Nice,, Coooooooooooool
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 2, 2006 14:22:26 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jul 3, 2006 0:27:49 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 3, 2006 13:46:19 GMT 10
Airline Announcements...........
Lufthansa Airlines
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the
captain :"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have
lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the
ocean".
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but
were
somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an
emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that
all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the
swimmers are on the right side of the plane after this announcement all
the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's
request.
Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The
captain once again made an announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the
swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and
quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... -Thank You For
Flying Lufthansa- ".
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British Airways
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your
captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a
recorded message."
Regards
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 4, 2006 1:19:54 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jul 4, 2006 5:53:03 GMT 10
aur sohni aap ka damgh k kia rate hain
mera tu khair anmol hai
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 4, 2006 7:32:56 GMT 10
Cooooooooool
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 4, 2006 13:05:43 GMT 10
How to annoy a doc..
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain.
MAN: "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."'
DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "WHICH ONE?"
MAN (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 4, 2006 14:45:08 GMT 10
Koool
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Post by zee on Jul 5, 2006 5:03:58 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 5, 2006 23:28:58 GMT 10
Very Nice
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni
