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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 6, 2006 0:14:43 GMT 10
Cooool
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 6, 2006 7:46:52 GMT 10
1)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hai, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
2)What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............Socho
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
3)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
Kya tha................................... .
Think Think....its very easy
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Answer: adidas
4)Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
5)Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
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Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
6) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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Answer: D'Cold
"chain ki saans - D'cold"
8)Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khare hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin charha - kyon??
arey yeh to batao ...
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha. Ha, ha,
ha..kitna easy tha na
8)ok try this now
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khare the..
bus aai vimal charh jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
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Post by zee on Jul 7, 2006 5:24:32 GMT 10
very nice and diffent maheen
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Post by captain on Jul 7, 2006 16:21:15 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 8, 2006 14:06:08 GMT 10
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Post by captain on Jul 9, 2006 20:24:52 GMT 10
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Post by aizan85 on Jul 13, 2006 17:09:58 GMT 10
Joke. If U Can Understand  Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept Musharraf Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........ Bush What buildings? What people?? Musharraf Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush It's eight in the morning. Musharraf Oops...Will call back in an hour! |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 14, 2006 14:16:38 GMT 10
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.
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Post by captain on Jul 14, 2006 16:25:17 GMT 10
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jul 15, 2006 4:58:59 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jul 15, 2006 9:42:35 GMT 10
very nice joke Nazia aur thx God k yeh joke he hai
kia baat hai sohni aap k joke ki waisy aap bhi tu pathan he ho na
shazoo abhi aata hoon aap ko bachanay
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 15, 2006 15:40:26 GMT 10
 On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
”How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less,
"I earn Rs.2000 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed Rs. 6000 cash and gave it to the young man and said,
"Around here I pay people 4 working, not 4 standing
around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, n
now just GET OUT and don't come back"
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
"And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him,
"Who’s the young man that I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came of,
"He was the pizza delivery man, Sir!
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Post by captain on Jul 15, 2006 21:37:37 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 16, 2006 7:25:56 GMT 10
Hmmm nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 16, 2006 13:49:54 GMT 10
A Indian guy named Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at the Kuwait airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked why they havent called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling his as 'Anotherman Superman'
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 16, 2006 13:52:58 GMT 10
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 16, 2006 13:53:54 GMT 10
A sardar went 2 radio shop and started shouting
"kamino maine philips ka radio maanga tha
aur isko ON kiya to yeh bolta hai yeh all india radio hai".
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Post by zee on Jul 17, 2006 1:31:33 GMT 10
gud jokes sohni  |
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 18, 2006 19:13:10 GMT 10
Thanx Zee............
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 20, 2006 14:31:54 GMT 10
[glow=yellow,2,300]This incident happened when two biharis talking in college to each other,
" Aaj Mother teresa a rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein shaam ko aap chalenge
na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know who
is Mother Teresa and replied back, " nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis
film nahin dekhte hain.[/glow]
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Post by zee on Jul 21, 2006 6:23:29 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 21, 2006 20:46:24 GMT 10
Kya Aap kay sir pe SEENGH hain ?
NO!
Just check it
Checked ?
YES!
Nahi hain
NAHI!
R U SURE?
Koi bat nahi GADHE k hote bhi nahi........
HAhaaaa hhahahahah ....
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 21, 2006 20:59:59 GMT 10
Once one sardar jee was telling wife that so much embarassing as on party invitation that BLACK TIE ONLY.but when i reached in party then all were wearing suits too:)
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 22, 2006 2:01:49 GMT 10
Funny
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 22, 2006 3:45:17 GMT 10
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness,
and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a
moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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Post by captain on Jul 22, 2006 19:32:32 GMT 10
nice
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 22, 2006 19:56:02 GMT 10
NICE
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 23, 2006 0:40:01 GMT 10
AIK ANGREZ DIHATI KO ENGLISH SIKHATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI KAI BOLO:
ANGREZ:
(TWINKLE TWINKLE LITLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE)
DIHATI KO SAMAJH NAHIN AATA AUR WO BOLTA HAI
DIHATI:
(TINDAY TINDAY AAM KA ACHAAR KHALO CHAPATI LAY LO DAKAAR)
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Post by zee on Jul 24, 2006 2:34:07 GMT 10
kool
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Post by angel on Jul 25, 2006 18:01:38 GMT 10
really nice |
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni
