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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 26, 2006 0:35:00 GMT 10
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 26, 2006 4:26:01 GMT 10
 Zabardast Sohni U have very good taste of humor thats gd[/size][/font][/color]  |
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Post by captain on Jul 26, 2006 16:16:56 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 27, 2006 14:22:06 GMT 10
Zabardast Maheen.........  |
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Post by aizan85 on Jul 27, 2006 23:50:58 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jul 28, 2006 4:21:19 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 28, 2006 7:17:33 GMT 10
nice
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Post by inside on Jul 28, 2006 18:19:53 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 29, 2006 0:44:46 GMT 10
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." 
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Post by prettyss0 on Jul 29, 2006 7:04:42 GMT 10
nice joke
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 30, 2006 0:17:42 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Jul 30, 2006 23:52:06 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 31, 2006 3:31:18 GMT 10
Two friends Billooo & Tillooo
went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard).
They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND".
But unfortunately, in the question-paper
it was written ...... write an essay on "MY FATHER”
in just 30-45 words .
So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...
what to do!!!
Tillooo gave an idea . . . .
Just write the essay My best friend &
just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....
So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay
"MY FATHER"......
Fathers & fathers are everywhere,
but good fathers are very rare.
I have so many fathers,
but my best father is pyarelal.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my home
& my mother likes him very much.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jul 31, 2006 14:24:19 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Aug 1, 2006 13:38:37 GMT 10
 Two strangers were traveling by same plane. After getting their seats,one said to other:
First:Hello,you are looking tired.
Second: Hi,yes I am tired.
First: Are you from China?
Second: (Answering with a smile) No
First: (After some time)do you like Chinese rice?
Second: (passing a smile) No
First: strange,isn't it?
Second: strange what?
First: A Chinese doesn't like Chinese rice.
Second: My friend,I am not Chinese.
First: Oops, sorry.
First: (After some time) is your father from China?
Second: Nay.
First: Mom?
Second: Neither she nor I.Will you please be quite?
First: As you wish.
First: (After some time) what does "ching chong chung"means?
Second: I don't know Chinese.I don't.
First: Strange,isn't it?
Second: Now strange what?
First: A Chinese doesn't know his language.Is it not strange?
Second: Hey you!(shouting) I am not from China.
First: Then from where you are?
Second: My father told me not to talk with strangers
First: Okay,now relax.Its okay,relax
(After some time)
First: Nice hair cut.
Second: (looking with anger at first)
First: Oh I see Japanese.
Second: Will you shut up?
First: Its okay,its okay,its really ok.
(After some time)
First: Have you met Jackey Chun?
Second: (shouting)what a dumb,silly and stupid thing to say also idiot ridiculous more than hideous. What do you mean?
First: I just..... I just....
Second: (Interrupting) I am Chinese,my father is Chinese,my mother is Chinese,my neigbours, my friends,all are Chinese.Even my forefathers were Chinese.Now tell me what do you want?
First: Are you Chinese?
Second: Yes I am.
(The whole staff and passengers were looking at them)
First: Oh,you are?
Second: Yes ,yes,yes.
First: But you don't look like Chinese.
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 1, 2006 14:28:39 GMT 10
ha ha ha |
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Post by zee on Aug 2, 2006 6:02:16 GMT 10
very nice joke feroz bhai  |
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 3, 2006 2:30:14 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 4, 2006 2:55:16 GMT 10
Very Funny Feroz
Great sayings.............
Whoever invented A,B,C,D,E,..............................Z did a great
thing.
But he kept U and I very very far.
But I still got a place where U and I are very close..... in fact
together.......
Do you know where U and I can be together.........
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Post by zee on Aug 4, 2006 7:03:44 GMT 10
very nice maheen
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Post by toweringniceguy on Aug 4, 2006 15:49:13 GMT 10
200 sardars are killed in a train accident at railway station. Only one Sardar left alive. (NEWS)
Sardarji - With all due respect
The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves, The announcement was misleading the train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up.
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Post by captain on Aug 5, 2006 2:42:48 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 6, 2006 7:02:42 GMT 10
Kia bat hay Sardar gi ki nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 8, 2006 14:55:57 GMT 10
2 sardar ji nay faisala kia k aaj hum dunya ko saabit kar dain gain k hum theek din k 12 bajay bhi pooray hosh-eu-hawaas say intehigh ahhum kaam kar sakatay hai. Layhaazah din k theek 12 bajay donon nay apnay office main files par kaam karna shuroo kar dia.. aik sardar ji bari bari files apnay officer sardar ji k aagay rakhta ja raha tha aur doosara sign karta ja raha tha. 12:30 pm k qareeb aik muslim dost office main dakhil huwa poochah sardar ji " ki karday pai ho " sardars bolay " assee ujj din day 12 bajay bhi kumm kar k wikha ditta aiy, tussee lokan nay saanoo ainwain hi budnaam kita haga aiy" muslim dost bola " zara wakhaow na ki karday ho " muslim nay daikha k aik sardar ji khali(blank) sheets apnay officer k aagay rakhta ja raha hay , aur officer sardar ji khali sheets par non stop sign kiay ja rahay hain
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 8, 2006 20:31:53 GMT 10
Nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 9, 2006 14:11:53 GMT 10
[glow=yellow,2,300]Doctor: aap ke shohar ko mukammal aaram ki zaroorat hay
aap ye neend ki goliyaan le jaen.
Wife: Main unhain kis waqt doon.
Doctor: Yeh un ke liye nahi ..........Aap ke liye hain!!![/glow]
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Post by princeofdeath on Aug 9, 2006 20:56:39 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 10, 2006 7:05:08 GMT 10
Nice
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Post by toweringniceguy on Aug 10, 2006 14:10:52 GMT 10
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 10, 2006 15:04:59 GMT 10
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SupremeSohni
Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
