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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 10, 2006 15:06:32 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 11, 2006 3:05:42 GMT 10
nice
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Post by captain on Aug 11, 2006 4:23:55 GMT 10
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Post by toweringniceguy on Aug 11, 2006 13:56:53 GMT 10
I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again.
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Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
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If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA. If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
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Good looking people r hard to find. That's why u don't ...... That's y u don't see me often.
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When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home." When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.
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Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds...
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LOADING...
ERROR: no brain detected.
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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."
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Bholaji is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story. LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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Post by princeofdeath on Aug 11, 2006 18:09:17 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 11, 2006 20:55:35 GMT 10
KoOoOoOl
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Post by lazyprincessk on Aug 12, 2006 0:24:23 GMT 10
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Post by captain on Aug 13, 2006 4:18:10 GMT 10
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Post by zee on Aug 13, 2006 18:16:45 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 13, 2006 21:06:12 GMT 10
ha ha ha ...............Nice Shaaz.........
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Post by lazyprincessk on Aug 14, 2006 4:04:45 GMT 10
close ur eyes...need to give u all something......chaloo... ... ... ...
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ooooh hoo dekhoo app ne eyes nahi ki close iss liye nothing for u ;D but saying dilse.. thanksssssssssssssss alottttttttttttt.. .
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Post by zee on Aug 14, 2006 20:46:14 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 15, 2006 7:47:39 GMT 10
v funny
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 15, 2006 14:56:19 GMT 10
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Post by princeofdeath on Aug 16, 2006 0:07:59 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 17, 2006 13:42:29 GMT 10
Aik sada dil dehati aik mashoor peer ke pass jaata hay aur kehta hay ke : "hazoor maine aik bhains khareed li hay lekin mujhe dar hay ke raat ki tareeki main koi use chura kar na le jaaen bara-e-maherbani aap uske tahaffuz ke liye aik taweez likh den".
Peer sahab ne hans kar kaha ke :
taweez tu main likh doonga lekin munasib hay ke "chor se bachne ke liye tum aik "kutta" rakh lo".
sada dil dehati ne haath jore aur adab se kehne laga
"Shah Ji!! Aap hi mere peer aur aap hi mera kutta ........bas mujhe tu taweez likh den.
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 18, 2006 7:00:19 GMT 10
nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 18, 2006 14:56:25 GMT 10
thx
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 19, 2006 2:58:09 GMT 10
Enjoy Present day Jokes.. 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? (my favorite)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Post by captain on Aug 19, 2006 16:47:59 GMT 10
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 20, 2006 1:50:18 GMT 10
KoOoOL
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 20, 2006 19:17:08 GMT 10
Sohni kia cool tumara apna send kia hooa joke hay
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 21, 2006 13:53:39 GMT 10
sadia ji mujhe khud jokes bohat pasand aae is liye
KoOoOl
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Post by zee on Aug 22, 2006 1:07:29 GMT 10
kia baat hai aap ki aur aap k jokes ki sohni ji
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 22, 2006 14:05:33 GMT 10
First Man (Proudly) : " My wife's an angel!"
Second Man : "You're lucky, mine's still alive".
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Post by zee on Aug 24, 2006 4:40:43 GMT 10
nice choice sohni as usual
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 24, 2006 16:15:14 GMT 10
thanks zee
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 24, 2006 16:18:42 GMT 10
aik faqeer ne aik shaks se kaha : aapke parosi ne mujhe peet bhar kar khana khilaya hay ap bhi kuch de dain....
Ye sun kar us shaks ne kaha ke zaroor : main tumhain badhazmi door kerne ki dawa deta hoon
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Post by Prince_Imran on Aug 25, 2006 6:42:24 GMT 10
Nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 25, 2006 15:33:55 GMT 10
thanks
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