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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 8, 2007 3:12:42 GMT 10
app bhi asse karna heheh
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Post by Raja on Apr 8, 2007 4:08:02 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa Very Funny joke
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 9, 2007 0:16:36 GMT 10
kahan hai joke iss page mai toh nO joke lolzz
ook okk kidding zara..
ye read....phir laugh n tareef
Ek sardar tree par charha toh oopar baithe aik boy ne poochha:
boyi: Tu kyun chadha ? SARDAR ji : Apple khaane BOY : Lekin yeh toh Mango tree hai !! SARDAR ji : Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
tro tro ta ra ra
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Post by Raja on Apr 9, 2007 4:18:36 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa Zabardast Very Funny joke
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Post by deadly on Apr 9, 2007 15:31:09 GMT 10
Nice yaar
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Post by deadly on Apr 9, 2007 15:50:33 GMT 10
sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai. Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 10, 2007 5:17:06 GMT 10
Very Nice frnds keep going
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Post by toweringniceguy on Apr 10, 2007 12:52:08 GMT 10
Wah very nice jokes here from me 100 Sardars are killed in Train Accident at Amirtasar Station only one sardar left alive.. The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?" Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi." Geo News "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode." Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya ."
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Post by deadly on Apr 10, 2007 13:47:06 GMT 10
Nice yar
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Post by deadly on Apr 10, 2007 13:52:45 GMT 10
3 sardar where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
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Post by Mr. Lonely on Apr 11, 2007 7:29:35 GMT 10
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Post by Mr. Lonely on Apr 11, 2007 7:30:46 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 11, 2007 7:51:09 GMT 10
zabardust frnds
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Post by deadly on Apr 11, 2007 13:43:10 GMT 10
hahaha super
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 12, 2007 4:45:46 GMT 10
zabardast
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Post by deadly on Apr 12, 2007 13:36:18 GMT 10
Sardar je : Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 12, 2007 15:57:18 GMT 10
sooooper jokess thankss all for sharinggg ..n lonelyy ji ur painting jokeee SUPER ;D funny ..
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 12, 2007 16:00:52 GMT 10
ab aik maaaazeh ki joke sunno...
sardar ji apni girl friend ko I LOVE U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. ;D girl asked : Yeh kya kar rahe ho? sardar ji replies : I'm falling in love
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Post by SupremeSohni on Apr 12, 2007 16:08:26 GMT 10
Due to the increasing sardar jokes in the country, santa and banta were little tensed.. They both decide to arrange a seminar in hariyana for this issue.. the subject of the seminar was "Ban Sardar Jokes". After the seminar gets over, santa and banta along wid some more sardarji's leave for delhi to meet the Cultural Affairs minister shri Surinder Singh.. After waitin for a long time they get the chance to meet the minister.. On meeting the minister Santa shouts loudly "Kaise sardarji ho ji aap, Desh mein din ba din Sardarjiyo par joke likha ja raha hai aur aap Mantri ho kar bhi, kuch karte hi nahi.. aap turant in jokes par ban lagaiye.." After thinkin for a little time the minister says "Mere pyare sardarji Bhaiyon, aap in jokes ko dil se kyon lete ho, jokes to jokes hai, aur waise bhi hum sardarji log kuch buddhu hote hain.." On hearing this, Santa and banta gets angry n shouts "arre mantri jara sabit kar ke dikhao ki sardarji buddhu hain.." The minister says," Oye, ye lo ji, is mein konsi badi baat hai, abhi lo.." n he calls his driver "oye Mika singh, jara idhar aa". Mika comes in the cabin.. Minister says.. "oye mika ja daud ke ja aur pata kar ki mein ghar pahuncha ki nahi.. Mika goes away.. Then the minister says.. "Dekh lo kitna buddhu hai, Telephone kar ke nahi puch sakta tha.."
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 12, 2007 20:40:17 GMT 10
v funny
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 13, 2007 2:51:15 GMT 10
heheheh funnny indeed
oookaii ab read yeh one.. dheere dheere read.. sachh bohatt haasi cum cum WARNA PAISE WAPIS
A Sardar Ji In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid, Tomorrow morning put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground". Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. ;D Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son." Signed: Another Sardarji. ;D
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 13, 2007 5:22:27 GMT 10
hahahhahahaha such kaha shaaz buhat hansi cum cum zabardast
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Post by toweringniceguy on Apr 13, 2007 12:13:40 GMT 10
A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door. As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!" "I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."
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Post by deadly on Apr 13, 2007 13:47:36 GMT 10
Zabar10 yar
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 13, 2007 18:12:48 GMT 10
wow boht hasi coming frnds
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 13, 2007 23:45:36 GMT 10
Did u hear abt the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for ppl who can't swim! ;D
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 14, 2007 7:40:30 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by deadly on Apr 14, 2007 13:43:22 GMT 10
hahaha
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 14, 2007 19:34:08 GMT 10
thankss for the haha and hehehehes
ab zaroor bohatt haha hehe hoho.. nai yakeen.. toh read..
friend : Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? sardar ji : Suicide karne ke liye friend : To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? sardar ji : Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 14, 2007 19:36:33 GMT 10
sardar ji ko us ka dost pochta hai, "sardar ji app ko kabhi kisi se pyar nahin hoa"
sardar ji,"hoa hai na per larki manti nahin hai hamesha "I LOVE U, I LOVE U" kerti rehti hai yeh "U" batmeez mera dushman pata nahin kon hai
ab zara laugh n hehehaha type
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