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Post by Raja on Apr 15, 2007 4:48:32 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa
Zabardast 
Such hansi cum
Very Funny joke
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Post by toweringniceguy on Apr 15, 2007 13:11:34 GMT 10
A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 15, 2007 19:02:01 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 16, 2007 1:27:16 GMT 10
soooO funnnY.
thankoO 4 sharin..
nOw read aiiita..= this one 
a sardarji pulled out 6 ppl from a burning house...
Still he was in jail.
kyon?
kyon?
wHy?
Cuz all the 6 were firebrigade staff lolz
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Post by Raja on Apr 16, 2007 4:53:46 GMT 10
LoLzzzzzz
Very Nice |
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Post by deadly on Apr 16, 2007 13:43:19 GMT 10
ahahaha nice
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 17, 2007 1:16:58 GMT 10
thankooo 
yeh readdd itss 22222222 goood..
hova yoon ke..
aik sardar ji ko ppocha geeya ke agar
movie Titanic was made in India.....
toh kya hota..
he says...
1) There would be 10 times as many ppl on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson ;D
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the cold weather condition.
sardar jis are funny ;D isnt it?
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Post by Raja on Apr 17, 2007 6:06:41 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa
Very Funny
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 17, 2007 7:22:49 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by deadly on Apr 17, 2007 13:53:39 GMT 10
Nice
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 18, 2007 2:59:13 GMT 10
funny tha na..knew it app sab like itt..
ook ab read yehh..
Interviewer: just imagine u r in 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how will u escape?
SARDAR ji : its simple, I will stop my imagination!
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 18, 2007 4:59:00 GMT 10
Very Nice |
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Post by Raja on Apr 18, 2007 5:22:42 GMT 10
Very Nice
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Post by deadly on Apr 18, 2007 13:31:25 GMT 10
Khe khe khe |
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 19, 2007 6:47:34 GMT 10
hehehehe
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Post by toweringniceguy on Apr 19, 2007 13:13:50 GMT 10
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 20, 2007 18:29:41 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 20, 2007 21:40:30 GMT 10
hehehhehe sooooo funnnnY
thanksssssssssss alot 4 sharin
n how abt this one.. 
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup ;D...
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 20, 2007 21:44:11 GMT 10
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said, Ab kaato yaaro, sab maroge!
uff sardar jis are sillly but funny ;D
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Post by Raja on Apr 21, 2007 5:16:43 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa
Very Funny joke |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 22, 2007 3:38:43 GMT 10
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 22, 2007 3:48:23 GMT 10
Nice shaaz |
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Post by toweringniceguy on Apr 22, 2007 12:59:49 GMT 10
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of
discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They
selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and
waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed
but noboby turned up.
WHY ? -
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought
the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their
garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY ?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought
a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew
past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet
nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there
nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but
alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY ?
B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their
taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi.
They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even
an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the
story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but
the taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY ?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. ;D
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Post by zee on Apr 22, 2007 22:01:56 GMT 10
sardar waki kamal hotay hain
ko0o0l jokes
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Post by Raja on Apr 23, 2007 5:29:11 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa
Sardar tu hoty
hi kamaal hain |
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Post by deadly on Apr 23, 2007 13:46:27 GMT 10
Khe khe khe khe
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Post by toweringniceguy on Apr 29, 2007 14:10:52 GMT 10
Have you heard of Mr. Santa applying to a medical school to become
a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work..
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.: ) )
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 11, 2007 0:20:26 GMT 10
hehheheh sooo funny..shud avoid sardar doc ...anyways ...thankss bro 4 sharing..
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 11, 2007 0:23:30 GMT 10
now read thiz one
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on
The thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 11, 2007 0:25:58 GMT 10
GAMBLES Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday .
" "How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
]was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500
that India would win, but I lost the bet.
" " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "
bOlo tra ra ra ;D
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