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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 31, 2007 7:14:01 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by irontree on Sept 1, 2007 9:28:23 GMT 10
khekhekhe
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Post by lazyprincessk on Dec 17, 2007 17:17:54 GMT 10
Inspector to Santa: Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
.............................................................................. Santa: Bus stand jane k kitne paise? Rikshawala: 10 Rs Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega? Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
..................................................................... Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. .....................................................................
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Post by deadly on Dec 17, 2007 17:50:58 GMT 10
hahahahahahah
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Post by lazyprincessk on Dec 19, 2007 21:32:12 GMT 10
SARDAR ji love letter..
Dear meri dil ki katori,
Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at Bunty's wedding.
The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.
Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter chicken reminds me your sweet voice.
Mai kya ji, would you be the butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life...
Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my love ji.
What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi. Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!
Bale Balle ...
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Post by deadly on Dec 20, 2007 13:40:41 GMT 10
Khe khe kh e
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Post by zee on Dec 20, 2007 20:47:44 GMT 10
very nice jokes shaazo
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Post by deadly on Dec 24, 2007 13:57:25 GMT 10
Zee bhai kabhi aap bhi apna jalwa dheka dop
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Post by lazyprincessk on Dec 26, 2007 23:39:17 GMT 10
kOOL.. sardar jii poemm.. readdd???
Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke.... Raste Mein New York ... Ik Mor Aaya ...... Main Trade Tower Tor Aaya...
Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.... plane le ke Kab Pentagon AAya.. Main Uthey Aeroplane phor aaya.......
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Post by deadly on Dec 27, 2007 13:30:49 GMT 10
hahahahaha nice
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Post by deadly on Dec 29, 2007 6:00:52 GMT 10
Wesay Shaaz aap kahen sardaran tu nahi khe khe keh keh
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Post by zee on Jan 1, 2008 0:43:53 GMT 10
mujhy bhi aisa he lagta hai shaaz bangladesh ki sardaran lagti hai ;d
ko0o0o0o0l jokes
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jan 15, 2008 0:58:48 GMT 10
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jan 15, 2008 0:59:15 GMT 10
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jan 15, 2008 0:59:53 GMT 10
Sardar writing a letter: My sis had a baby this morning...
i haven't heard that its a boy or girl...
so, i dont know whether i am uncle or aunty!!!
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Post by zee on Jan 15, 2008 1:23:27 GMT 10
superb joke aap nay toh aatay he kamal kar dia very nice keep it up
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Post by prettyss0 on Jan 16, 2008 0:16:02 GMT 10
v nice sohni
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jan 16, 2008 4:30:01 GMT 10
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Post by deadly on Jan 16, 2008 13:32:32 GMT 10
Hahahahahah Nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jan 23, 2008 1:08:09 GMT 10
Sardar ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jan 23, 2008 1:08:41 GMT 10
Aik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai? ”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”
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Post by SupremeSohni on Jan 23, 2008 1:09:49 GMT 10
Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Dost : Yaar udas kion ho? Sardar : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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Post by lazyprincessk on Feb 3, 2008 3:34:36 GMT 10
heheheh soooooooo funnny... now me having hiccups..haste haste... :)thanksss..
ab yeh read sardarni was cooking chicken when she added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA HAMAIN MAR DALA " ;D
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Post by lazyprincessk on Feb 3, 2008 3:36:40 GMT 10
just for fun...nO mind..
Recipe:
1. Take a bowl of grapes
2. Put ur hand in it
3. Stand in front of mirror
The dish is ready
Recipe Name:
Langur kai hath mai angur
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