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Post by lazyprincessk on May 11, 2007 20:46:09 GMT 10
Santa and banta
jungle mein
Saamne aayaa sher
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main
matthi phenki ;D
Aur bhaagne lagaa
aur santa ko bhi bhaagne
ko kahaa
Santa bola main kyun bhaagu matthi
to tune phenki hai!!!lolzz
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 16, 2007 1:30:53 GMT 10
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives started beating him
why? 
kyonki
He said "SMILE PLzzz" |
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 16, 2007 1:32:32 GMT 10
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. 
A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." 
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 16, 2007 1:34:40 GMT 10
1st sardar,,yaar meri dictionary mai
impossbile word naii hai.. 
2nd sardar..oye oye oyee
toh dekh kar kharidni thi na
dictionary
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 19, 2007 4:58:39 GMT 10
app loogs jokes kyon nahi readingg.. 
kitnee funny ones.. 
..laugh karoo
as laughter is the best medicine u see.. 
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Post by prettyss0 on May 21, 2007 18:25:14 GMT 10
;D ;D ;D  |
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Post by lazyprincessk on May 24, 2007 21:41:24 GMT 10
thankksss pretty ji for readingg.  .sab toh sleeping
okaii ab dekho what sardar ji singingg...
India Is Our Nation
Girls Are Our Destination
Dating Is Our Occupation.
Flirting Is Our Profession
Bhaar May Jaey Education.
soo funny haina?
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Post by zee on May 26, 2007 5:34:58 GMT 10
very nice
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Post by lazyprincessk on Jun 22, 2007 22:35:12 GMT 10
thanksss zee ji..
ab yeh read...
Two boys were arguing over
who's father was the richest:
First boy: My Father is so rich
he's going to buy the PacificOcean.
Second boy: If you don't shut up,
I'll tell my Father not to sell it.
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Post by zee on Jun 29, 2007 1:55:41 GMT 10
very nice
but is walay main sardar ji nahi thy
i think woh dono bachay sardaroon k he thy ;d
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 29, 2007 18:56:16 GMT 10
hehehehe
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Post by zee on Jun 30, 2007 5:42:37 GMT 10
lagta hai sadia agree ho gai hai meri baat say
mujhy to yeh bhi sardarni type ki cheez lagti hai
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Post by prettyss0 on Jun 30, 2007 7:37:15 GMT 10
zee iss ka matlab hay jo tumari bat say agree karay wo sikh hi ho sakta ya sakti hay ;D ;D ;D
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 2, 2007 14:30:09 GMT 10
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua
Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.
Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi
Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya..!
Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!
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Post by toweringniceguy on Jul 2, 2007 14:32:45 GMT 10
Santa Singh went to see a doctor.
Santa: "Doctor Sahab, mujhay aik problem hai"
Doctor: "Kya"
Santa: "jab mein bolta hoon to log nazar nahee aatay"
Doctor: "Aesa kab kab hota hai?"
Santa: "Telephone per"
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 16, 2007 18:08:51 GMT 10
Santa : yaar main ne apni girl friend nou koi tohfa dena aae main ki deewan
banta: hhmm diamond di ring de day.......
santa: ohh nahi yaar koi aiji cheez bata jo kese na us nou na deti howe...
bant: phaer "Phaansi" de day.......[/color]
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Post by irontree on Aug 16, 2007 21:36:17 GMT 10
very nice
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Post by prettyss0 on Aug 18, 2007 18:48:36 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 23, 2007 19:03:02 GMT 10
Santa sufferting from constipation
sitting on toilet seat : OOoonhhh OOnnhhh Ohh
"Ne Mar janiye hun aa bhi ja main tenu kha te nai janga" [/color]
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Post by zee on Aug 23, 2007 20:19:37 GMT 10
o0o0o0ps
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Post by irontree on Aug 24, 2007 0:41:59 GMT 10
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. :'(After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips... 
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Post by deadly on Aug 24, 2007 13:39:46 GMT 10
WOW ye itnay saray JOKES menay miss kiye khe khe khe
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 25, 2007 1:41:59 GMT 10
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Post by deadly on Aug 25, 2007 13:38:29 GMT 10
Chalo je next send karo koi khe khe
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 27, 2007 16:28:42 GMT 10
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!" [/color]
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Post by zee on Aug 27, 2007 22:01:59 GMT 10
ko0o0o0l
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Post by irontree on Aug 27, 2007 22:08:19 GMT 10
nice
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Post by SupremeSohni on Aug 28, 2007 15:53:27 GMT 10
A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. " A Sardar
stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "[/color]
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Post by Mr. Lonely on Aug 28, 2007 17:21:05 GMT 10
Aik Sardar Doosray Sardar se: yaar min aur meri Girl Friend Shaadi kar rahay hain,
Second Sardar: Wow ... Kab hai Shaadi...
Sardar: Meri 7th September ko Aur Us ki 13th September ko.....
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Post by deadly on Aug 29, 2007 13:55:13 GMT 10
Kool hahah |
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni
