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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 4:23:26 GMT 10
Sardar ji ki interview 
Interviewer: tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : bad.
Interviewer: come.
Sardar : go.
Interviewer: ugly.
Sardar : pichlli.
Interviewer: u g l y?
Sardar : pichlly !!!!!!!
Interviewer: shut up.
Sardar : keep talking.
Interviewer: get out.
Sardar : come in.
Interviewer: oh my god.
Sardar : oh my devil.
Interviewer: u r rejected.
Sardar : i am selected.
Oh Balle ballle.
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 4:25:33 GMT 10
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
O' bolo ta ra ra.... |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 4:28:06 GMT 10
WHY SARDAR JEE STARTED READING
BOOKS AS SOON AS HIS FLIGHT
WENT 4000 FEET HIGH ?
Because he wanted to have
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Post by zee on Mar 30, 2007 5:39:22 GMT 10
oo0o0o0ps
wonderful funny msg
hans hans kar main bhi bhangra dalnay lga hoon
Aisa kartay hain is ko sardar ji ka thread bna detay hain
yahan Sardaroon ki Balle Balle kia karin gay
Great funny msg shaazo
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 30, 2007 6:25:16 GMT 10
Gr8 Funny msg  shaaz aap ne tu sardar ki bale bale kara di. |
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Post by prettyss0 on Mar 30, 2007 6:57:16 GMT 10
superbbbb shazz sachi pak team k world cup say out honay k bad ag itna hassi hon ;D |
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Post by deadly on Mar 30, 2007 13:46:41 GMT 10
Shaaz aap lagta hay kafi sardaron ko janti ho hahaha mesg super mesg  |
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Post by toweringniceguy on Mar 30, 2007 14:21:22 GMT 10
Very nice and funny
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 19:47:58 GMT 10
ooooo my Goddd.,,app loogs ko itna pasand sardar ji..hhehe thankss forr itneeee sooperr replies.. 
well yess yeh sardarji thread..yahan plzz do send sardar jokess..
polz polzz..  ..
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 19:51:56 GMT 10
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
oopss yeh toh pappu joke..
sorry.. 
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 19:55:17 GMT 10
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ....
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 19:57:16 GMT 10
Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.....
hehehee..
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Post by lazyprincessk on Mar 30, 2007 19:59:44 GMT 10
Doctor to sardar ji :
You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one
before you die?
sardar ji : Yes. A good doctor. ;D
app ko haasi ahyii 
mujhe toh ahyiiiiiiiiii bohatttt ;D
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Post by deadly on Mar 30, 2007 20:10:35 GMT 10
hahahhaha
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Post by SupremeSohni on Mar 31, 2007 1:41:49 GMT 10
Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him.
The officer says, "Do you have a fishing license?"
Banta replies, "Don't need a license, this is my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the officer asked.
Banta answers, "Yes, every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while, then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home."
"That's a bunch of baloney, fish can't do that."
Banta looks at the officer and says, "You want me to show you?"
Very curious now, the officer says, "O.K. I've got to see this"
Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting.
After a few minutes, the officer turns to Banta and says, "Well?"
"Well, What?" Banta says.
The Officer asks, "Are you going to call your fish back?"
"Fish! What fish?" Banta responds.
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Post by zee on Mar 31, 2007 2:54:35 GMT 10
very nice jokes
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Post by Prince_Imran on Mar 31, 2007 3:44:26 GMT 10
hahahahahha Very funny msgs gr8 |
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Post by Raja on Mar 31, 2007 5:27:41 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa
gr8 FuNnY Jokes
aap k msgs par kar buhat hansa hoon
aor abhi b hans raha hoon |
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Post by toweringniceguy on Mar 31, 2007 12:09:41 GMT 10
Very nice jokes
and would like to share one
Sardar : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
friend : I give up.
Sardar : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Post by deadly on Mar 31, 2007 13:31:36 GMT 10
hahahhahaha super yaar
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 1, 2007 2:15:10 GMT 10
thankss to me for makingg sab laff heheh.
ook againn aikk sooper one...haasii zaroooor cum cum..
.Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab..
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.''
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it
heheh soo funnnyyy hainaaaaaaa
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Post by zee on Apr 1, 2007 3:01:50 GMT 10
very nice
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Post by Prince_Imran on Apr 1, 2007 5:49:12 GMT 10
gr8 funny msgs |
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 1, 2007 6:51:57 GMT 10
goody good Shazz
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Post by Raja on Apr 1, 2007 7:24:27 GMT 10
HaHaHaHa
gr8 msgs
Very Nice |
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Post by lazyprincessk on Apr 2, 2007 0:59:25 GMT 10
wOw repliess..
ook yeh read..
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar ji : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar jii.. : Oye Ullu ke patte Every year
tro tro tro tra tra ra .
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Post by Raja on Apr 2, 2007 1:03:52 GMT 10
Hahahahahha
very funny shaaz
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Post by deadly on Apr 2, 2007 3:06:10 GMT 10
hahahaha very nice shaaz
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Post by prettyss0 on Apr 2, 2007 7:26:12 GMT 10
hehehehe
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Post by deadly on Apr 2, 2007 13:44:39 GMT 10
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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Chand meri zameen phool mera watan
SupremeSohni